*** The Best Blonde Joke Of The Year - So Far

[Seig]

How does a blonde turn on a light after sex?
Opens the car door.



What does a blonde say after sex?
Are you all on the same team?



What does a blonde say when told she is pregnant?
Is it mine?

 

[Rob_Broad]

I am still waiting for someone to have a better blonde joke than the large hoop earring one.

 

[Rob_Broad]

A Blonde, a Brunette and a Red Head were waiting in the doctors office and get talking. They all find out they are there for the same reason they are all pregnant. The Brunette states "I am having a boy because my husband was on top when we concieved". The Red Head added,"I am having a girl because I was on top when we concieved"> The Blonde burst out crying as she gasped, "I am having puppies!"

 

[Jill666]

WE may have a winner- but it's close:boing1:

 

[Abbax8]

Actually the colors that best describe my hair are brown going to gray to just gone!

Peace
Dennis

 

[jfarnsworth]

Originally posted by Rob_Broad
A Blonde, a Brunette and a Red Head were waiting in the doctors office and get talking. They all find out they are there for the same reason they are all pregnant. The Brunette states "I am having a boy because my husband was on top when we concieved". The Red Head added,"I am having a girl because I was on top when we concieved"> The Blonde burst out crying as she gasped, "I am having puppies!"

OH my lord!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Hmmm.....

This one blonde went to a store and said to the cashier, "May I buy this TV?" The cashier replied, "No, I don't sell to blondes." So the next day she dyed her hair brown and went back to the store.

"May I buy this TV?" she asked the same cashier that was working the day before. "I told you," he said, "I don't sell to blondes."

"How did you know I was a blonde?" she asked. He said, "Because that's a microwave."

and

A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her
mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed, "I
don't have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to
my mother in Poland!"
The man arched an eyebrow. "Anything?" "Yes, anything" the blonde promised.
With that, the man said, "Follow me." He walked into the next room and
ordered, "Come in and close the door." She did. He then said, "Get on your
knees." She did. Then he said, "Take down my zipper." She did.
He said, "Go ahead... take it out." She took it out and grabbed hold of it
with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well... go ahead!"
The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close to her
lips she said loudly, "HELLO... MOM?

 

[Jill666]

That's freakin' funny!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Why do blondes like tilt steering?

More head room.

 

[Rob_Broad]

And the winner is KAITH!!!!!. I love his joke, my only reply is how can you tell if two blondes have sex. She has a bruised belly button.

 

[J-kid]

Heres a good one ,

Whats the diffrence between a blond and a mosquitoe?

A Mosquitoe stops sucking after you hit it.

 

[Cliarlaoch]

A Blonde, a Brunette and a Red Head were waiting in the doctors office and get talking. They all find out they are there for the same reason they are all pregnant. The Brunette states "I am having a boy because my husband was on top when we concieved". The Red Head added,"I am having a girl because I was on top when we concieved"> The Blonde burst out crying as she gasped, "I am having puppies!"

I don't want to know. I just don't want to know...





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And yet, like a train wreck, I just keep reading 'em.

 

[Jill666]

And I DID find a good occasion to retell it last night

:boing2: :boing2: :boing2: