The B@stard Child of Wing Chun

[Tony Dismukes]

I see you're avoiding the whole "Sifu Tony is one of the signs of the apocalypse" bit of the prophecy"

I figure as long as I'm not teaching a CMA I'm in the clear. If my students address me by any title other than Tony, it's generally just "coach." No one ever heard of a Coach Tony causing the apocalypse, that would just be silly.

 

[wingchun100]

That is why it would happen: no one expects it.

 

[Tony Dismukes]

That is why it would happen: no one expects it.

Expected or not, it would still be silly. I refuse to participate in any silly apocalypses.

 

[wingchun100]

Expected or not, it would still be silly. I refuse to participate in any silly apocalypses.

Maybe you wouldn't, but the apocalypse might choose to participate in YOU. And then you're in deep s---.

 

[Tony Dismukes]

Maybe you wouldn't, but the apocalypse might choose to participate in YOU. And then you're in deep s---.

It depends on whether the apocalypse has a rule against participating in silly Tonys.

 

[wingchun100]

Or silly rabbits

Because, you know...Trix are for kids.

 

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[Xue Sheng]

It depends on whether the apocalypse has a rule against participating in silly Tonys.

Not to be confused with Apocalypto

 

[wingchun100]

Not to be confused with Apocalypto

Wasn't that a Mel Gibson movie? I mean he directed, not starred in.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Wasn't that a Mel Gibson movie? I mean he directed, not starred in.

yup