KenpoTex
Senior Master
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi?
A documentary.
Where was the toothbrush invented?
West Virginia. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a "teethbrush."
Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "Bout what?"
Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Georgia State Lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas burned down?
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
Two Mississippians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm............. five?"
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi?
A documentary.
Where was the toothbrush invented?
West Virginia. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a "teethbrush."
Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "Bout what?"
Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Georgia State Lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas burned down?
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
Two Mississippians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm............. five?"
