Software Problem

KenpoTex

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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into
all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications
such as PokerNight 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Golf 3.6
no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep
Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't
work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
A TroubledUser (SEE REPLY BELOW)
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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem about which men are complaining.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking That it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to
delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to
uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
Warnings-Alimony/Child-Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work
on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application
Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife
1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook
t 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause
the system to launch the program Nag Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the
only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstance, install Secretary With Short
Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 And will cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support
 

FUZZYJ692000

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Chronuss said:
reason five hundred and seventy-four to stay single. :)


this coming from guy that hasn't been "single" since age what 15?...oh this was too good, my mother now has it hanging next to her computer and my father is just glad that he understood this computer problem, considering he's more computer illiterate than i am ;)
 

Chronuss

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FUZZYJ692000 said:
oh this was too good, my mother now has it hanging next to her computer and my father is just glad that he understood this computer problem, considering he's more computer illiterate than i am ;)
...this coming from the person who asked how to install MS Office...
 

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