Iron this

[KenpoTex]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"

 

[AnimEdge]

Ha

 

[TigerWoman]

"Here, iron this!"

I wouldn't try that line with your honey especially if she's into martial arts too. Dem's fightin' words. TW

 

[Feisty Mouse]

Sigh.... Sad but closer to the truth than most would like to admit....

 

[Rob Broad]

What was she doing on an airplane? Why wasn't she at home barefoot in the kitchen? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[MA-Caver]

Not much of a man... I'd said: "Get me a beer and then iron this."

 

[Lisa]

*Groan*

 

[TigerWoman]

And at least she was thinking, it doesn't sound like he was. Not the brightest bulb in the plane. TW

 

[Chronuss]

...stripping down naked on a plane is thinking..? :wink2:

 

[FUZZYJ692000]

good thing for me i don't iron hate it...my ironing is taking a wet towel and throwing what i need ironed in the dryer and let it do the work...hehe

 

[Silat Student]

ironed in the dryer and let it do the work...hehe

Ironing? Drying? What are these things you speak off?

 

[Chronuss]

they apparently go along with this nail file thingy made of sand paper and this sponge doohickey in the shower called a loofah...

 

[shesulsa]

First of all, I iron by delegation.

When I need to iron something that is my own, I empty the clothes dryer, dampen a towel with clean, hot water, throw in the clothing I wish to ... *iron* ..., throw in the towel (he he) and turn it on high for about 4 minutes.

Voila!