martial arts master goes to a bar

[spatulahunter]

A MA master walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy.

he turns to the guy and does a sidekick over the guys head, then he says " high kick, Japan"
the guy looks suprised so the master grabs a beer bottle and squeezes it until it breaks and says, "chi, shaolin temple, china"
the guy looks even more amazed so the master takes a step back and does a flying kick/backflip and says, "capoeria, brazil"

all a sudden the guy take out a crowbar hits the master over the head and says, "crowbar, pittsburgh"

 

[D_Brady]

thats more real than most people know,or willing to admit.

good one :ultracool

 

[Chicago Green Dragon]

thats more real than most people know,or willing to admit.

good one :ultracool

Very true............Too funny thanks for posting it.

:lool:


Chicago Green Dragon

:asian:

 

[Chronuss]

one of my best friends is Mr. Spalding.

 

[Gin-Gin]

Very funny!! :rofl:

 

[AaronLucia]

The crowbar guy must have been a Ninja.

 

[Cryozombie]

Reminds me of the line from the 80's Film, "One Crazy Summer"...

Teddy Beckersted: Okay, now, if you don't mind, I'd like to get back to the task of beating the sh** out of these guys.

Cassandra: I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Teddy Beckersted: Why not? What do you know? Karate?

Cassandra: No, I know Dow.

Teddy Beckersted: What is Dow?

Cassandra: Dow is the chemical company that makes Mace!

:lol: