sitting at a bar

Cryozombie

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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with
her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely
sexy, young man entered.

He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away
from him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and
walked directly toward them. Before she could offer her apologies
for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, "I'll
do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young
man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just
three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from
her purse and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she gladly
pressed into the young man's hand. She looked deeply into his
eyes and slowly and meaningfully said...

"Clean my house."
 

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