47). With your weapons especially if you have the Sai's, Nunchucks or Bo Staff you use them for farming implements instead of using them for martial training. (guilty with the Sai's used them for gardening one year)
50) Your pre-schooler watches you practice Taekwondo so much that she spontaneously executes Taekwondo techniques in the grocery store, at the library, when getting ready for bed, and at other odd times and places.
36) You live, breathe, train, study the language, origins and history of the art, and are so self absorbed into TKD that finally family members build up the nads to tell you... "GET A LIFE!!!" :xtrmshock
60) You buy trousers based primarily on whether or not you can throw a kick in them.
61) While driving you see the Korean language on a business sign and instantly want to go check it out. Because you figure it might not be a car repair shop, somehow.