Big Don
Sr. Grandmaster
It was rush hour, and the city bus filled until the aislewas jammed with standing commuters.
One woman, precariously balanced on spike heels, clung to a hand grip.
Suddenly the bus took a sharp corner,
flinging her across the laps of two seated male passengers.
There was silence and all eyes turned on the threesome.
Laughter erupted as the quick-witted woman righted herself and quipped,
"All these years I thought I was British, and now I find I'm a Laplander!"
One woman, precariously balanced on spike heels, clung to a hand grip.
Suddenly the bus took a sharp corner,
flinging her across the laps of two seated male passengers.
There was silence and all eyes turned on the threesome.
Laughter erupted as the quick-witted woman righted herself and quipped,
"All these years I thought I was British, and now I find I'm a Laplander!"
