Santa Likely Pulled by All-Female Reindeer Team

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Santa Likely Pulled by All-Female Reindeer Team

Betsy Blaney, Associated Press
Discovery Channel/AP
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Dec. 19, 2008 -- There may be a perfectly good reason why Santa doesn't get lost on his annual Christmas globetrot: His flying reindeer just might be female and don't mind stopping for directions.
The gender of Rudolph and his or her sleigh-hauling friends -- the subject of goofy Internet chatter every year around this time -- is now being pondered by renowned wildlife experts at Texas A & M University.
"Santa's reindeers were really females, most likely," said Alice Blue-McLendon, a veterinary medicine professor specializing in deer who cites the depictions of Santa's helpers with antlers as the primary evidence. It turns out reindeer grow antlers regardless of gender, and most bulls typically shed their fuzzy protrusions before Christmas.
But Santa's sleigh helpers might also be castrated males, known as steers, said Greg Finstad, who manages the Reindeer Research Program at the University of Alaska Fairbanks.
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Now we know why he says "HO HO HO" those reindeer are sluts!
 
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I must admit, after reading this, I am happy to not be a bull reindeer...
most bulls typically shed their fuzzy protrusions before Christmas
Leave my fuzzy protrusions alone
 

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I must admit, after reading this, I am happy to not be a bull reindeer...

Leave my fuzzy protrusions alone


Awww c'mon. You won't drive my sleigh tonight? :whip1: :lol2:
 

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