Residents offer intruder a beer

[shesulsa]

CYPRESS, Calif. - After residents wrestled an intruder, offered him some beer and hid a few phones calling 911, police were able to track down the distress calls and take a man into custody, the residents told KNBC on Tuesday.

This story is weird. Like ... something you'd see in a Tarantino movie. Curious, though. "Have a beer while I fetch my wallet" *sneak a mickey into the beer*.

 

[girlbug2]

I enjoy reading stories where quick thinking lead to a positive outcome. Thanks.

 

[tshadowchaser]

Can you believe the intruder was stupid enough to think they where just being kind when they offered him a beer

 

[stone_dragone]

I too love quick thinking, but the words, as un PC as they may seem that went through my head after I read that was "what a ****ing retard."

 

[Nolerama]

If you're going to do something wrong, do it right.

And don't get caught.

 

[sgtmac_46]

This story is weird. Like ... something you'd see in a Tarantino movie. Curious, though. "Have a beer while I fetch my wallet" *sneak a mickey into the beer*.

No, in a Tarantino movie they would have tied him up and gotten the Gimp.

 

[Guardian]

This story is weird. Like ... something you'd see in a Tarantino movie. Curious, though. "Have a beer while I fetch my wallet" *sneak a mickey into the beer*.

He should be thanking whomever he prays to that they were not armed and blew him away.

 

[Deaf Smith]

Yes. "Excuse me! Have a beer while I go fetch my Glock. And I politely suggest you be gone before I come back." Now that would be interesting.

Deaf

 

[CoryKS]

"Hey, don't shoot! Wanna beer?"

"Sure, what do you got?"

"My own brew. It's an APA."

"APA?"

"Yeah... Antifreeze Pale Ale."

"Aauughh!!! My eyes!"

 

[MA-Caver]

Can you believe the intruder was stupid enough to think they where just being kind when they offered him a beer

Yes


...remember.... they walk among us.

 

[kidswarrior]

This story is weird. Like ... something you'd see in a Tarantino movie. Curious, though. "Have a beer while I fetch my wallet" *sneak a mickey into the beer*.

I'm speechless.

 

[bowser666]

It cracks me up how many idiot criminals there are out there. Thank heavens for that though! No wonder these idiots cant hold a real job. They cant even get crime right