Police Blotter

[Bill Mattocks]

http://www.theorion.com/news/police-blotter-1.50673

Thought this one was funny:

Saturday: 2:46 a.m.
“Male subject out front of address refusing to leave, possibly just extremely intoxicated, crawling on the ground, looking up reporting party’s pant legs and attempted to start a fight with one of the residents … subject is now trying to do karate.”

Why do drunks always think they have been gifted with the skill of karate?

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Cuz it looked good when Jim Carrey did it on In Living Color?

 

[Flea]

http://www.theorion.com/news/police-blotter-1.50673

Thought this one was funny:



Why do drunks always think they have been gifted with the skill of karate?

There's a gentleman in my city with schizophrenia who is an ace stripper. When you consider that he's 400 pounds, that's quite a show! :ultracool

 

[Thems Fighting Words]

Why do drunks always think they have been gifted with the skill of karate?

Many, many years ago I was outside of a Chinese takeaway and some drunk guy decided to pick a fight with the workers there. He starter to do a poor imitation of boxing or possibly kick boxing. Then a waiter ran out, pulled a bunch of over the top kung fu poses and made the drunk guy run off. Bloody hilarious.