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http://www.theorion.com/news/police-blotter-1.50673

Thought this one was funny:

Saturday: 2:46 a.m.
Male subject out front of address refusing to leave, possibly just extremely intoxicated, crawling on the ground, looking up reporting partys pant legs and attempted to start a fight with one of the residents subject is now trying to do karate.

Why do drunks always think they have been gifted with the skill of karate?
 

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Cuz it looked good when Jim Carrey did it on In Living Color?

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Why do drunks always think they have been gifted with the skill of karate?

Many, many years ago I was outside of a Chinese takeaway and some drunk guy decided to pick a fight with the workers there. He starter to do a poor imitation of boxing or possibly kick boxing. Then a waiter ran out, pulled a bunch of over the top kung fu poses and made the drunk guy run off. Bloody hilarious.
 

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