No, No way. Not even. No how. Yowza

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The Wendigo Lodge in Grand Rapids, MN

There's something for everyone at Wendigo.
Whether planning the wedding of your dreams,
a corporate retreat or a weekend getaway,
we'll keep you coming back with our excellent
service, charming atmosphere, superb food

...

Bring someone special for a fine dining experience


Did the marketing drone who came up with the name understand the words that were coming out of his mouth? Ye gawds (or their eldritch sanity-shattering equivalents) that is right up there with the H. H. Holmes Hotel, the Dahmer Arms Apartments and the Donner Cafe.
 

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Good Lord! Why in the world would they choose that for a name??? And then the creepies with that phrase in red from your post "Bring someone special for a fine dining experience."

*shudder*

It's pretty, but ... ah ... no thanks. :uhyeah:

(as a side joke, my husband and I occasionally give the name 'Donner' when we are out dining and must wait - to us it's priceless to hear them call 'Donner Party' and watch for the reaction; disappointingly, there rarely is one but when we get one, we usually find tables opening up rapidly)
 

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At Cthulhu Cafe, the calamari eats you!

And for those of you who are going kosher, there's Hufu.
 
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Update:

I called them. The "guest services representative" was aware of the legend of the Wendigo. She didn't see the horrible irony in any of it. I'm speechless.

Also from the menu:

Anything served with rice pilaf or pasta does not get a choice of potato.
Wendigo B.B.Q. Ribs .......................................................$14.95
For true Rib lovers. A rack of tender pork ribs, with our
homemade B.B.Q. sauce.​

Pork? Or long pig? And if it chooses potato it gets the hose?
 

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Sounds like someone was looking for local color... well, they've got local color - not my business, but color!
 

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Okay come on Wendigo's have been getting a bad rap for a long time. Why they just need to eat like everyone else!!!
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I'm going. Maybe they even have fava beans and chianti!
 
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Please! Some respect here.

Liver with fava beans is supposed to be enjoyed with "a big Amarone" according to Dr. Lecter.
 

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It isn't exactly clear whether one is being invited as a diner or as dinner.

I can think of a number of corporations who'd be right at home at a place like this.

I should talk, though. Whenever there's a wait at a steak or ribs restaurant, I give my name as Mark Donner so I can watch the fun when, "THE DONNER PARTY!" comes over the PA...:D
 

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I should talk, though. Whenever there's a wait at a steak or ribs restaurant, I give my name as Mark Donner so I can watch the fun when, "THE DONNER PARTY!" comes over the PA...:D

Beatcha to it!

(as a side joke, my husband and I occasionally give the name 'Donner' when we are out dining and must wait - to us it's priceless to hear them call 'Donner Party' and watch for the reaction; disappointingly, there rarely is one but when we get one, we usually find tables opening up rapidly)
;)
 

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Sounds like the same guy who tried to sell the Chevy Nova in Mexico.
Definately a "no go"....just like this resort....UGH!

Although, I mentioned it to several of my co-workers and thier blank stares made me sigh heavily and walk away......
 

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