My new sparring partner!!

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Met this gal, she loves MA and loves to spar... but I dunno... I like her but she doesn't know how to pull punches or kicks... I end up in the E.R. every time... thinking about proposing to her in there... will it be worth it?

Whaddya think?
 

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I think that she has a lot of Adam's stuff!!
 

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arnisador said:
Perhaps applications are being accepted...*shudder*.

It would be a postive experience. ;)
 
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I think by time she got finished with you , You would know that prison is not the place to be..........:erg:
 

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Without wanting to analyse that picture too much (my eyes, ouch my eyes) are we sure that is female?
 

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...always said I wanted a woman that could kick my ***...but not one that possibly has more facial hair than I do...
 

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Ladies I think we our new LLR doorwoman! :uhyeah:
 
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KenpoTess said:
I'm not footin' the bill for feeding her MJ~!! :wink2:
Well if all of ya'll would tip her on your way in then she should do okay ... right?
 

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Ha ha Tess :lol: yes she has a big appetite, but I don't think we need worry about that. She eats the trespassers...

MACaver said:
Well if all of ya'll would tip her on your way in then she should do okay ... right?
Tipping's your job dude...I'd like to see you get close enough to give it! :D
 

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(* These pictures have been seen before, but apply here as well. *)


The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

Now, before you look at her pictures, get a mental image of what you
think a woman who weighs 320 looks like....

Got it? Ready?
 

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Rich Parsons said:
(* These pictures have been seen before, but apply here as well. *)


The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

Now, before you look at her pictures, get a mental image of what you
think a woman who weighs 320 looks like....

Got it? Ready?
I COULD post something like that... but I won't... I know you guys like to sleep at night!
 

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Without being too blatant about it, her legs seem to stop in just about the right place...
 
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