Google, the world's most popular Internet search engine, is famously minimalist, functional and professional. A new search engine, called Ms. Dewey ( http://www.msdewey.com/ ), is the opposite of Google: It's minimally functional and unprofessional. The main search page is dominated by "Ms. Dewey," a lifelike avatar that makes comments and jokes about your searches. She drinks booze, shoots rubber bands at you and generally entertains you while you're searching.