Magnificent Maggot

[Lynne]

Hahahahaha! My husband, daughter, and myself were looking at the Halloween decorations at Target. Lo and behold, they have a "Magnificent Maggot." It's about 9 inches or so and when you press the button, it makes slurping, gurgly, wet gnashing sounds. I though my husband would die laughing, especially at my horror-struck expression. Of course, I had to touch the thing and withdrew my finger in shock. It's thin, soft latex. If you buy one to freak out the trick-or-treaters, or perhaps your mother-in-law, I'd suggest spreading vaseline on it to make matters more disgusting.

Naturally, YouTube has a video:

 

[bydand]

That's nasty, wish we had a Target around here. For The Ruffians of course, I have risen above such drivel (yeah who am I kidding, it would be for me as well. )

 

[Lynne]

That's nasty, wish we had a Target around here. For The Ruffians of course, I have risen above such drivel (yeah who am I kidding, it would be for me as well. )

My husband wants one for his desk! It's not a bad thing being a kid at heart.