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Today be Offically "Talk Like a Pirate Day", ye bilge rats!
Today be Offically "Talk Like a Pirate Day", ye bilge rats!
Listen Up Scurvey Dogs!
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Xequat
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AAARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
So this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on the front of his pants. Bartender asks him "Hey, Pirate, what's with the steering wheel on your crotch?"
The pirate responds "Argh, 'tis drivin' me nuts!"
Technopunk, you just beat me to the punch by about 5 minutes. They just told us about Talk Like a Pirate Day at work here.
So this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on the front of his pants. Bartender asks him "Hey, Pirate, what's with the steering wheel on your crotch?"
The pirate responds "Argh, 'tis drivin' me nuts!"
Technopunk, you just beat me to the punch by about 5 minutes. They just told us about Talk Like a Pirate Day at work here.
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Arrr, Yes, I celebrate it er'y year, matey. I gots me, one of them, what does ye call it... Interests... in pirates. So me an' me crew trys harrrrrrrrd not t' ferget when it rolls around. I even be wearing me "Pirates of the Internet" shirt t' work t'day.Xequat said:
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The suggestion I heard this mornin' was too add 'Me Harties' to the end of every sentence, Me Harties.
'Tis a Pirate Life for me, Mattie.
'Tis a Pirate Life for me, Mattie.
Sorry, I do an awful Johnny Depp impersonation.
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'tis comin' round 'gain, My Hearties.
Arrr ye prepared?
Arrr ye prepared?
Avast ye scurvy dog and heave to yer calender! Talk like a Pirate Day be the 19th and it be only the 12th! 'Course, it be a fine thing to talk like a bucaneer anytime o' the day or night, what have ye.
I be checkin' the dates. Fact o' the matter is, I be checkin' them twice. The site that dog, Technopunk, spake o' sez here, it sez: "However you got here, stick around an' learn all about September 19 - International Talk Like A Pirate Day!"
Which be it, then?
Which be it, then?
Aaaaarrrrr, this be mildly amusin'.
And this, too:
My pirate name is:
Black James Vane
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
Pirate Name
And this, too:
My pirate name is:
Black James Vane
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
Pirate Name
Arrrr mateys, aye talk like this all thee time. Ther be no plank walkin wit me and me crew here.
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iratewhe
It was de year 2005 when he Techno posted matey!
Captain Edwards was warnin' that it be comin' round again!
Blast and damn, then! I be eatin' me codpiece on this misspeak o' mine.
A thousand pardons.
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Look, ye upon the bright side. Forwarn'd 'tis Forarmed, me harty.
Aye, that it is, that it is. I now have ha'f a fortnight to get me timbers in orer afore the shivverin'!
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Ahoy, ya scurvy dogs! There be a new cap'n on deck....
Your pirate name is:
Bloody Sam Kidd
... an if you're want'in to know more about the Kidd, 'ere ya are...
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
So hoist the sails and make way to open water... there be clear skies and loot to be plundered.... YARRRR!!!!
In Honor of ITLAPD:
Your pirate name is:
Iron Morgan Vane
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
Iron Morgan Vane
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
