Kiwi Bird?

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Dr. Kenpo said:
Yeah, well you're on the back burner for now. However, you have my full attention!:whip1:

I will never bow to the darkside.
 

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jfarnsworth said:
You must join! He may be temporarily involved but he will never leave his people.
Surely you jest, I offer you greatness! Think about the mistake you make.:EG:
 
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The only mistake is you not joining the proper side of kenpo.
 
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Dr. Kenpo said:
I'll do you one better, you do not have to bow, ever. Just give yourself, and enjoy the bounty.
No giving in, no giving up.
 
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Dr. Kenpo said:
Proper? Proper you say! Come now, you're more logical than that.
Logical huh, you just described the right and left side of the crest. "L" on the crest.
 
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Dr. Kenpo said:
I'm patient, time is infinate. You will come, that's a given.

You will grow old like yoda yet not have the powers of the goldendragon.
 
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Dr. Kenpo said:
Are you kiddin'? The Dragon is ready for the Old Folks MA home. I am his successor!

Does he know that? :whip:
 

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jfarnsworth said:
Account suspended for now. :idunno:
For the Golden Goose thread.... He'll be back on MartialTalk soon enough.

Let's return to the Kiwi Bird. I think it's really cute! I wouldn't mind having one as a pet... but I understand they have quite a "personality".

- Ceicei
 

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I think kiwi birds are kewl. They can't fly, but run and kick and root around with their long, sensitive beaks and probe for insects that they feel and then grab and munch. The females are not to be envied - they have one offspring (lay one egg) at a time - the almost-full-grown egg takes up a huge part of her body.


The kiwi (bird) is unusual in at least two respects. First, it is the only bird in the world that has its nostrils at the end of its beak. Second, the female kiwi has the largest egg, in proportion to its body size, of any bird in the world (except possibly for the hummingbird). Kiwi are about the same size as chickens, but their eggs are almost as big as those of ostriches!
(from http://www.kiwi.bird.freeservers.com/)
 

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I have an some Australian friends they don't have much to say about the Kiwi's except that their going to kill'em in Rugby. Ha Ha I won't use the exact verbage I heard cause it's not polite to use in front of the ladies.


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