Jelly Bellies - Ask me anything

MA-Caver

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Shaolinwind said:
ALL HAIL THE EVIL AND POWERFUL JELLY BELLY OVERLORD! All will bow to his delicious fruit flavored center.
Hey, YOU bow down to his delicious fruity flavored center... I'll just stand over here and watch!

But as long as he's Evil!
 

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MA-Caver said:
Hey, YOU bow down to his delicious fruity flavored center... I'll just stand over here and watch!

But as long as he's Evil!

Well, now you know what henchmen make. 9 bucks an hour and a very expensive insurance plan.
 

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Yikes... Shaolinwind's claim of knowing everything about Jelly Bellies is no mere boast at all.

Thanks for the recipes. Going to stop by the Publix store tonight, and make me a custom blend.
 

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Well obviously no one else is going to try and answer your quiz so what are the answers?
 

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Shaolinwind said:
Yes perhaps, but it was JB that sent out the Vernicious Knids to thin the Oompa Loompa population. It effectively crippled Wonka's slave labor work force for long enough to take control of the Jelly Bean market.

The black ones are going to be there if you like it or not. Buy individual flavors in bulk, crybaby. ;)

:p ! Oh well, I guess I'll survive! Meenie! ;)
 

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Shaolinwind said:
OK guess this..

1) how long does it take to make a Jelly Belly?


2) How many lbs of sugar do we use in one day?


3) How many jelly bellies will be eaten next year?

1) 7 days
2) 25 tons
3) one meeeellion!!! muahahahahah!!!
 

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Is it a rule that you MUST wear your paper hat at all times on the tour? What happens if you take it off? They seemed strict about it when we were there........but that was a long time ago- things might have changed.....
 
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Shodan said:
Is it a rule that you MUST wear your paper hat at all times on the tour? What happens if you take it off? They seemed strict about it when we were there........but that was a long time ago- things might have changed.....

No it's state law. I will have your butt hauled off the tour if you refuse to wear the silly paper hat.
 

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bacon flavor?!?!?!?!?! oh man, gotta go by the candy store

discontinued Tabasco??!?!?! I never got to eat one :(
 

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Any plans to make a Tequila flavored one soon? :boing2:
 

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Shaolinwind said:
No it's state law. I will have your butt hauled off the tour if you refuse to wear the silly paper hat.

Hmmmm.....sparring over a paper hat in a Jelly Belly factory could be fine.....I'll try to take mine off next tour and see where it takes me!! Ha ha!! :D
 
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Shodan said:
Hmmmm.....sparring over a paper hat in a Jelly Belly factory could be fine.....I'll try to take mine off next tour and see where it takes me!! Ha ha!! :D

Oooo! And just like an old movie I'll keep the hat in one hand during the entire fight and attempt to put it on you in between blocks and strikes!
 

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