MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE
Yellow Belt
Greeting Warriors, esteemed Grand Masters, glorious Guros, sensational Sensei...lowly students.
I am here for ANSWERS! The question doesn't matter. I wish to snatch the pebble form the master before he can close his hand. To hear the grasshopper at my feet. I seek the path to enlightenment, understanding, fulfillment, rejuvenation and the joy of a full bodied cigar for under $6.
Since you asked, I would say I am a cross between Pee-Wee Herman, Deadpool, Chuck Norris's emotionally suspect cousin, and that guy on the TV show Nightcourt; the one that does magic tricks and dresses like he's from the 40's? Yeah, not him.
I want to take this opportunity to put the rumor to rest that I was born in a manger in Bethlehem. Actually, I was born in the Bronx. Many, many, many people would agree that my greatest strength is my humility. I would confess that my greatest weakness other than kryptonite, is that sometimes I can be a little bit too...awesome.
In conclusion, I am here to learn and share in the fellowship of budo. I hope that you allow me to tap into that wellspring of precious insight that can only be acquired by learned experience and righteous maturity. While we're here I hope we can share some laughs along the way and If were not careful we just might learn something.
Yours in Gallagher,
MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE
I am here for ANSWERS! The question doesn't matter. I wish to snatch the pebble form the master before he can close his hand. To hear the grasshopper at my feet. I seek the path to enlightenment, understanding, fulfillment, rejuvenation and the joy of a full bodied cigar for under $6.
Since you asked, I would say I am a cross between Pee-Wee Herman, Deadpool, Chuck Norris's emotionally suspect cousin, and that guy on the TV show Nightcourt; the one that does magic tricks and dresses like he's from the 40's? Yeah, not him.
I want to take this opportunity to put the rumor to rest that I was born in a manger in Bethlehem. Actually, I was born in the Bronx. Many, many, many people would agree that my greatest strength is my humility. I would confess that my greatest weakness other than kryptonite, is that sometimes I can be a little bit too...awesome.
In conclusion, I am here to learn and share in the fellowship of budo. I hope that you allow me to tap into that wellspring of precious insight that can only be acquired by learned experience and righteous maturity. While we're here I hope we can share some laughs along the way and If were not careful we just might learn something.
Yours in Gallagher,
MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE
