How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take

I could take 26, I think I have a future as a daycare provider
 
38 here too.. :hammer:

Tried having all the kids attack me at a camp once. The key is guarding your back, keep moving and don`t waste energy.
 
I could take on 22 five year old kids in a fight. While taking the quiz I started thinking about the scene from "Hostle" where the gang of kids beat the bad guys to death with rocks.
 
I can take out 31 of ye ol' ankle biters, and then the conscious set in and I realized my niece is 5 years old, oh wait, just passed, ok I'm good to go!
 
I know I could take on more than this
You could take on 22 five year old kids in a fight.
 
Of course, that's the hard way.

Tell half of them "I'll give you a whole dollar for every one of those guys out there you can beat up."

Then give the winners five bucks a piece to beat on each other.

Then stomp the finalists who are probably hurt and tired.

Since I have some money in my pocket it's not changing the rules.

Of course, since they specified that it's in a gym, if there are climbing ropes or basketball hoops I can be up high and only have to drop one at a time on the others down below.

"Win if you can. Lose if you must. But always cheat!"
 
38 of the little scrappers! If I was little taller, I coulda handled 40!
 
tellner said:
Of course, that's the hard way.

Tell half of them "I'll give you a whole dollar for every one of those guys out there you can beat up."

Then give the winners five bucks a piece to beat on each other.

Then stomp the finalists who are probably hurt and tired.

Since I have some money in my pocket it's not changing the rules.

Of course, since they specified that it's in a gym, if there are climbing ropes or basketball hoops I can be up high and only have to drop one at a time on the others down below.

"Win if you can. Lose if you must. But always cheat!"
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That is the single most twisted thing I've read in months.
I love it.
 
I can take on 15 of the little tykes...darn moral compass gets in my way!
 
tellner said:
Of course, that's the hard way.

Tell half of them "I'll give you a whole dollar for every one of those guys out there you can beat up."

Then give the winners five bucks a piece to beat on each other.

Then stomp the finalists who are probably hurt and tired.

Since I have some money in my pocket it's not changing the rules.

Of course, since they specified that it's in a gym, if there are climbing ropes or basketball hoops I can be up high and only have to drop one at a time on the others down below.

"Win if you can. Lose if you must. But always cheat!"
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You forgot the part where you take your money back from their battered little bodies afterward.

Hell, they should be paying for that kind of real-world experience.
 
tellner said:
Of course, that's the hard way.

Tell half of them "I'll give you a whole dollar for every one of those guys out there you can beat up."

Then give the winners five bucks a piece to beat on each other.

Then stomp the finalists who are probably hurt and tired.

Since I have some money in my pocket it's not changing the rules.

Of course, since they specified that it's in a gym, if there are climbing ropes or basketball hoops I can be up high and only have to drop one at a time on the others down below.

"Win if you can. Lose if you must. But always cheat!"
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We're in the presence of greatness.:bow:
 
CoryKS said:
You forgot the part where you take your money back from their battered little bodies afterward.

Hell, they should be paying for that kind of real-world experience.
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Not to take away from Tellner's brilliance, but, this, THIS is true greatness....
 
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