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JDenz
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Boo Who?
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JDenz
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yes they are boo hoo boo hoo
cali_tkdbruin
Master of Arts
What are you, a comedian??? :moon:
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kenposcum
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Officer: What are you kid, a freakin' comedian or something?
Me: Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am a comedian. That is my chosen profession. Are you discriminating against me on the basis of employment?
Officer:...
:asian:
Me: Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am a comedian. That is my chosen profession. Are you discriminating against me on the basis of employment?
Officer:...
:asian:
cali_tkdbruin
Master of Arts
:rofl: Ah huh, you're funny...
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Elfan
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The first one is wicked funny, you come up with that yoruself or from a list somewhere. If a list, please share more.
Hollywood1340
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Fellow Artists,
Taekata to Kenpoist: And what am I supposed to do while your dancing about waving your hands in the air?
Kenpoist to Taekata: Be carefu with those kicks, one of these days you're leg is gonna get stuck like that, so don't say I didn't warn ya.
Taekata to Kenpoist: And what am I supposed to do while your dancing about waving your hands in the air?
Kenpoist to Taekata: Be carefu with those kicks, one of these days you're leg is gonna get stuck like that, so don't say I didn't warn ya.
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CraneWings
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Why do you guys have to make jokes like that. Can't we all just except eachothers styles, as different as they may be?
Matt Stone
Master of Arts
No.
How can you tell the difference between a Yiliquan student and any other internal CMA boxer?
The Taiji guy is busy standing still (because it develops power).
The Xingyi guy is busy walking in funny lines (because it develops power).
The Bagua guy is busy walking in circles (because dizziness begets power).
The Yili guy is busy getting up, dusting himself off, taping up the bruised or broken ribs, spitting out a few teeth and a mouthful of blood saying "That was good. Let's try that again..."
(we hit each other for fun... If ever in the SeaTac area, you must visit and ask about the Capitol Hill B*tch Slap...)
Gambarimasu.
:asian:
***CAVEAT: We, in Yiliquan, also practice Xingyiquan, Taijiquan and Baguazhang. The above jokes are intended for humor only, and apply equally to our practice as to that of other IMAists.
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Jill666
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Originally posted by kenposcum
Q: How do you know if an individual studies Tae Kwon Do?
A: He's up on his toes in the tournaments and flat on his back in the streetfights.
What's wrong with being on your back? I enjoy it...
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Jill666
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Bring it on!
Especially the Kenpo jokes- I resemble the first one
The wrestling jokes I have to send my partner, who was once all-state.
Especially the Kenpo jokes- I resemble the first one
The wrestling jokes I have to send my partner, who was once all-state.
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JDenz
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lol jill
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Kenpo Wolf
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Originally posted by Jill666
Originally posted by kenposcum
Q: How do you know if an individual studies Tae Kwon Do?
A: He's up on his toes in the tournaments and flat on his back in the streetfights.
What's wrong with being on your back? I enjoy it...
Being the honorable gentleman that I am, I will refrain from making a crude comment
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Master of Blades
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Originally posted by Jill666
Originally posted by kenposcum
Q: How do you know if an individual studies Tae Kwon Do?
A: He's up on his toes in the tournaments and flat on his back in the streetfights.
What's wrong with being on your back? I enjoy it...
I............Well I...............Y'know what, its all good :rofl:
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jeffkyle
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Originally posted by Kenpo Wolf
Being the honorable gentleman that I am, I will refrain from making a crude comment
Ditto!
cali_tkdbruin
Master of Arts
Originally posted by Jill666
Originally posted by kenposcum
Q: How do you know if an individual studies Tae Kwon Do?
A: He's up on his toes in the tournaments and flat on his back in the streetfights.
What's wrong with being on your back? I enjoy it...
What do you mean being on your back? :erg:
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Master of Blades
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Your a big guy Cali.........guess
Oh my gosh. I think I know. (jumping from the back of class with my arm up. Me Me Me Me hey Me :rofl:
