Goldendragon7
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Q. What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?
A. Dead ends
A. Dead ends
Got any good Halloween Jokes.........
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Shodan
Master Black Belt
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers
Ah ha ha ha!! :rofl:
A: Dayscare centers
Ah ha ha ha!! :rofl:
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Goldendragon7
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Q. What do you call two spiders that just got married?
A. Newlywebbed
A. Newlywebbed
Shodan
Master Black Belt
Better yet.......
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body!!!!
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body!!!!
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Goldendragon7
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Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A. Fangsgiving
A. Fangsgiving
Shodan
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Am I gonna get in trouble for posting so many times in a row? Okay.....one more for today......
A boy went to a Halloween Party with a sheet on his head.
"Are you a ghost?" his friends asked
"No- I am an unmade bed!!"
A boy went to a Halloween Party with a sheet on his head.
"Are you a ghost?" his friends asked
"No- I am an unmade bed!!"
Cruentus
Grandmaster
Umm....I thought these were supposed to be "good" halloween jokes......:shrug:
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Goldendragon7
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Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A. Mas-scare-a.
A. Mas-scare-a.
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Goldendragon7
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Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A. To go to the body shop.
A. To go to the body shop.
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Q. What happens when two vampires meet?
A. It was love at first bite!
Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective?
A. Sherlock Moans.
Q. What do you call two spiders that just got
married?
A. Newlywebbed
Q. Who was the most famous witch detective?
A. Warlock Holmes
Q. What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee
shop?
A. Scream or sugar!
Q. Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A. Sherlock Bones.
Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A. Napoleon bone-apart
Q. What kind of music do Ghosts prefer?
A. Spirituals ...... of course!
Q. What did the Mother ghost say to the baby
ghost?
A. Don't "Spook" until you are "Spook-en" to!
Q. Where do Ghosts mail their letters?
A. At the Ghost Office....... where else!
A. It was love at first bite!
Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective?
A. Sherlock Moans.
Q. What do you call two spiders that just got
married?
A. Newlywebbed
Q. Who was the most famous witch detective?
A. Warlock Holmes
Q. What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee
shop?
A. Scream or sugar!
Q. Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A. Sherlock Bones.
Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A. Napoleon bone-apart
Q. What kind of music do Ghosts prefer?
A. Spirituals ...... of course!
Q. What did the Mother ghost say to the baby
ghost?
A. Don't "Spook" until you are "Spook-en" to!
Q. Where do Ghosts mail their letters?
A. At the Ghost Office....... where else!
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Hollywood1340
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Q: Where do baby ghosts sit in a resturant?
A: In a boo-ster seat
Heh....just like you Mr. C! Keep 'em coming!
A: In a boo-ster seat
Heh....just like you Mr. C! Keep 'em coming!
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Q: WHats a ghosts favorite ride at the amusment park?
A: The ROLLER GHOSTER.
Q: What do Ghosts do when they drive their cars?
A: Fasten their Sheet Belts
Q: Whats the best food to serve on Oct 31?
A: Hollow Weinies.
Q: Why is their no food left after a big halloween party?
A: Everyone there is a Goblin. (Gobbling the food, get it? I dont. I dont get it)
Q: Why do demons and Ghouls get along so well?
A: Demons are a Ghouls best friend.
Q: What do monsters eat?
A: Things.
Q: What do Monsters Drink?
A: Coke, Because Things Go Better with Coke.
The Above jokes brought to you courtesy of some halloween joke book I had in like 3rd or 4th grade. Can you believe I still remember them all?
A: The ROLLER GHOSTER.
Q: What do Ghosts do when they drive their cars?
A: Fasten their Sheet Belts
Q: Whats the best food to serve on Oct 31?
A: Hollow Weinies.
Q: Why is their no food left after a big halloween party?
A: Everyone there is a Goblin. (Gobbling the food, get it? I dont. I dont get it)
Q: Why do demons and Ghouls get along so well?
A: Demons are a Ghouls best friend.
Q: What do monsters eat?
A: Things.
Q: What do Monsters Drink?
A: Coke, Because Things Go Better with Coke.
The Above jokes brought to you courtesy of some halloween joke book I had in like 3rd or 4th grade. Can you believe I still remember them all?
What kind of witches live on the beach?
Sandwiches...
Yes, for some reason yes I can.
:rofl:
Sandwiches...
Yes, for some reason yes I can.
:rofl:
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Goldendragon7
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Q. What do Ghosts eat for breakfast?
A. Ghost Toasties with Evaporated Milk
A. Ghost Toasties with Evaporated Milk
Shodan
Master Black Belt
Q: What do skeletons order at a restaurant?
A: Spare Ribs!
Q: Why shouldn't you grab a werewolf by its tail?
A: It might be the werewolf's tail, but it could be the end of you!
A: Spare Ribs!
Q: Why shouldn't you grab a werewolf by its tail?
A: It might be the werewolf's tail, but it could be the end of you!
I know a few dirty haloween jokes but ya Know...
There was a little boy that had a bit of trouble pronouncing ceratin letters. Halloween came 'round and he dressed as a ferocious pirate. As he approached the first house, the door opened and there was a lady with a bowl of candy. "Well, now, what are you supposed to be, young man?" she asked. "I'm a piate."he said. "A what?" "A piate". "I'm sorry, I don't understand." " I said I'm a piate!" the little boy yelled. "Oh, a pirate" she said "Well, where are your bucaneers?" she asked.
The little boy looked at the old lady and said........."On the side of my buckin' head."
The little boy looked at the old lady and said........."On the side of my buckin' head."
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Goldendragon7
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Q. How much do Pirates pay for earings?
A. A Buckaneer
A. A Buckaneer
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Q. Whats a ghost's favorate type of car?
A. A boo-ick
Q. Where do ghost go for fun?
A. To the boo-vies
Q. What's a skeletons favorite part of the house?
A. the living room
Q. What did the teenage witch ask her mother on Haloween?
A. Can i have the keys to the broom tonight.
Q. What do u get when theres a witch in the desert?
A. You get a sandwich.
W. Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
A.it raises their spirits.
Q. Why can't a Skeleton Lift Weights?
A. He's all bone & no muscle.
Q. What is a vamire's favorite fruit?
A: A necktarine
Q. What do the skeletons say be for eating?
A. Bone appetite
Q. What do gosts call there girl friends?
A. There goul friends.
Q. How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire?
A. So long sucker!
Q. What did the goblin say to the witch?
A. I don't know you tell me!
Q. Why dident the skeleten go to the halloween party?
A. Becuse he had no body to go with.
A. A boo-ick
Q. Where do ghost go for fun?
A. To the boo-vies
Q. What's a skeletons favorite part of the house?
A. the living room
Q. What did the teenage witch ask her mother on Haloween?
A. Can i have the keys to the broom tonight.
Q. What do u get when theres a witch in the desert?
A. You get a sandwich.
W. Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
A.it raises their spirits.
Q. Why can't a Skeleton Lift Weights?
A. He's all bone & no muscle.
Q. What is a vamire's favorite fruit?
A: A necktarine
Q. What do the skeletons say be for eating?
A. Bone appetite
Q. What do gosts call there girl friends?
A. There goul friends.
Q. How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire?
A. So long sucker!
Q. What did the goblin say to the witch?
A. I don't know you tell me!
Q. Why dident the skeleten go to the halloween party?
A. Becuse he had no body to go with.
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Goldendragon7
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Q. What's a monster's favorite bean?
A. A human bean.
Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
A. You suck.
Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A.Ghoul
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the Boos.
A. A human bean.
Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
A. You suck.
Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A.Ghoul
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the Boos.
