golfing accident

theletch1

Grandmaster
MTS Alumni
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows with something white at it's rear end. I walked and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake." "What did you do? asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey this looks like your!"
 
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