First Kiss

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Sent to me via e-mail. :rolleyes:
When it's time for your first kiss,

several questions might come to mind:



Is it the right time?


Is anyone watching?


Does your partner even want to?


Is your breath fresh?



Then you lean in and just go for it!!!


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Eeeeuuuuwwwww!!!!! That's it, I'm taking back my nice comment about the old folks singing video.

He probably was wondering if pig snot tasted better than his own...
 
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Eeeeuuuuwwwww!!!!! That's it, I'm taking back my nice comment about the old folks singing video.

He probably was wondering if pig snot tasted better than his own...
Hey, nobody held a gun to your head to read the thread alright! :D

Besides those who know me on this board have learned to approach my threads with caution. Heh :rolleyes:
 

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reminds me of a few stories I have heard but they are not appropreate for this forum


cute picture
 

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My first kiss was underwhelming - but that photo makes me feel slightly better :)
 

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Now that's what ya call blackmail material!! :lol2:
 
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That kid is going to be soooo embarrassed come his 21st b'day party! :)
You can probably bet that they'll bring a potbelly pig to his party and set up a situation where they find the hottest girl around and blindfold him to kiss her and they bring up the pig... the guy is going to say after the kiss : "hey... haven't we met before?" :lol:
 

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