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theletch1

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Arbitrator (ar'-bi-tray-ter): A cook that leaves Arby's to work at
McDonald's.

Avoidable (uh-voy'-duh-buhl): What a bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney (buh-lo'-nee): Where some hemlines fall.

Bernadette (burn'-a-det): The act of torching a mortgage.

Burglarize (bur'-gler-ize): What a crook sees with.

Control (kon-trol'): A short, ugly inmate.

Counterfeiters (kown-ter-fit-ers): Workers who put together kitchen
cabinets.

Eclipse (ee-klips'): what an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper (i'-drop-ur): a clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes (hee'-rhos): what a guy in a boat does.

Left Bank (left' bangk'): what the robber did when his bag was full
of loot.

Misty (mis'-tee): How golfers create divots.

Paradox (par'-u-doks): two physicians.

Parasites (par'-uh-sites): what you see from the top of the Eiffel
Tower.

Pharmacist (farm'-uh-sist): a helper on the farm.

Polarize (po'-lur-ize): what penguins see with.

Primate (pri'-mayt): removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

Relief (ree-leef'): what trees do in the spring.

Rubberneck (rub'-er-nek): what you do to relax your wife.

Seamstress (seem'-stres): describes 200 pounds in a size two.

Selfish (sel'-fish): what the owner of a seafood store does.

Subdued (sub-dood'): a guy, that works on one of those submarines.

Sudafed (sood'-a-fed): bringing litigation against a government
official.
 
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Arbitrator (ar'-bi-tray-ter): A cook that leaves Arby's to work at
McDonald's.

LOL!! Took me a while to get thru the rest..I needed that good one!

Dave Gunzburg
 
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Gary Crawford

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LOL,sounds like Johnny Carson doing "Tarmack the Great"
 

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Thats like when the lady heard she could have younger looking skin if she took milk baths. When she ordered the milk man to fill up her bathtub he asked would she like it pasturized. She said, "No, about breast level will be fine."
Sean
 
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Touch'O'Death said:
Thats like when the lady heard she could have younger looking skin if she took milk baths. When she ordered the milk man to fill up her bathtub he asked would she like it pasturized. She said, "No, about breast level will be fine."
Sean
Buh dum, ching. I haven't heard that one since elementary school. :uhyeah: Back then that was considered a bit risque. A lot of these reminded me of some of the Jeff Foxworthy "Redneck words".
 

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