So Aikido does not work. You have seen the videos. Ain't no lies on Youtube. Put a little Tchaikovsky over the visuals and you have instant ballet de-caf and performed lovingly by men with long hair who are in touch with theirselves and by girls who are soft and sweet and imagine theirselves as rather quite dangerous underneath.. So Aikido does not work. FACT.. Oh no I am not being sarcarrrrstic, me I think Aikido does work and but I would add a big smelly caveat to that because I think it only works if you train it to work. Someone in Brian's "Real Aikido" thread mentioned the idea of Aikido being very "big" and that for me is one of the worst issues with what I would call Erroneous Aikido [it is a form very widely practiced and but sshhhh it is kind of secret like the dark arts stuff concealed and enshrouded in that nobody is allowed to speak of!] Now I am just giving my opinion here, that is all.
Q. What is Erroneous Aikido?
A. Erroneous Aikido is indeed very big, utilises half the mats in a series of seemingly random turning movements that serve only to impress people that are watching through the window and dizzy everyone else participating. Of course Erroneous Aikido is practiced in THREE dimensions and so I would see the Erroneous Aikido practitioners reach levels of airborne activity that are unconquerable to other mere ground based martial arts. Furthermore, Erroneous Aikido can have an element of martial philosophising and [scuse the word] "spirituality" and which is, I have noticed, remarkably easy for practitioners of the style to translate into sanctimoniousness and snobbery..
Q. Where does Erroneous Aikido originate from?
A. I do not know where the system of Erroneous Aikido originated from. Wikipedia says it came from a place called Ignorance, a nation formed by Major Marshall Fallacy and now no longer recognised by the international community as having any validity. Haha though you know how Wikipedia is at best!
Q. Can you recommend a good Erroneous Aikido school or club in my area?
A. Fortunately Erroneous Aikido is widespread in its outreach. Like most of you, I have practiced the style [without perhaps initially realising, such is the stealthy nature of its didactics]. With a sense of sadness I had watched many of my contemporaries subsequently leave Erroneous Aikido to pursue careers in fields as diverse as ballet and modern dance, studio stunt work and various forms of the clergy.
Q. What are the benefits of Erroneous Aikido?
A. Fortunately most practitioners of Erroneous Aikido do not realise the true error in their forms and are free to blissfully enjoy the gentle bonding with hippie friends that every peaceful martial art should.
Q. Are there drawbacks?
A. Sadly, some others might reach that point of enlightenment, perhaps upon realising that the man trying to wrest their purse or wallet from their soft, manicured hands is perversely uncompliant when the pin is deftly applied to his wrist, does not respect the circle nor even the notion of universal harmony. Sadly for those practitioners of Erroneous Aikido, their journey is over. They can progress no further in that style and are often forced into more, should we say, "barbaric" and cruel forms of martial art.
Q. What is the career progression for an awakened Erroneous Aikidoka?
A. Take heart! for the most unconvinced of Erroneous Aikido practitioners, they are the ones that perhaps during their training had had the epiphany moments, realising the potential in Aikido as Ueshiba presented his ideas. Perhaps they were sceptical of their own practices [caught the wrong end of many a tsk tsk for accidentally hurting someone in the dojo - sound familiar?]. Sceptical of Erroneous Aikido, yet finding a core and seeds of a potent martial art within their style. For these pracitioners, they will not leave for other shores where the natives disavow the flowing hakama and jump on each other, potentially HURTING their training partners, and calling it a martial discipline [Philistines!] These practitioners will take the good core from their Erroneous Aikido and they will make it grow into something altogether more practical; something closer to the original idea; something that sloughs off the nonsense, limp-wristed Erroneous Aikido pedagogies. Then THESE become the Aikidoka that are fit to call themselves.
Jenna x
Q. What is Erroneous Aikido?
A. Erroneous Aikido is indeed very big, utilises half the mats in a series of seemingly random turning movements that serve only to impress people that are watching through the window and dizzy everyone else participating. Of course Erroneous Aikido is practiced in THREE dimensions and so I would see the Erroneous Aikido practitioners reach levels of airborne activity that are unconquerable to other mere ground based martial arts. Furthermore, Erroneous Aikido can have an element of martial philosophising and [scuse the word] "spirituality" and which is, I have noticed, remarkably easy for practitioners of the style to translate into sanctimoniousness and snobbery..
Q. Where does Erroneous Aikido originate from?
A. I do not know where the system of Erroneous Aikido originated from. Wikipedia says it came from a place called Ignorance, a nation formed by Major Marshall Fallacy and now no longer recognised by the international community as having any validity. Haha though you know how Wikipedia is at best!
Q. Can you recommend a good Erroneous Aikido school or club in my area?
A. Fortunately Erroneous Aikido is widespread in its outreach. Like most of you, I have practiced the style [without perhaps initially realising, such is the stealthy nature of its didactics]. With a sense of sadness I had watched many of my contemporaries subsequently leave Erroneous Aikido to pursue careers in fields as diverse as ballet and modern dance, studio stunt work and various forms of the clergy.
Q. What are the benefits of Erroneous Aikido?
A. Fortunately most practitioners of Erroneous Aikido do not realise the true error in their forms and are free to blissfully enjoy the gentle bonding with hippie friends that every peaceful martial art should.
Q. Are there drawbacks?
A. Sadly, some others might reach that point of enlightenment, perhaps upon realising that the man trying to wrest their purse or wallet from their soft, manicured hands is perversely uncompliant when the pin is deftly applied to his wrist, does not respect the circle nor even the notion of universal harmony. Sadly for those practitioners of Erroneous Aikido, their journey is over. They can progress no further in that style and are often forced into more, should we say, "barbaric" and cruel forms of martial art.
Q. What is the career progression for an awakened Erroneous Aikidoka?
A. Take heart! for the most unconvinced of Erroneous Aikido practitioners, they are the ones that perhaps during their training had had the epiphany moments, realising the potential in Aikido as Ueshiba presented his ideas. Perhaps they were sceptical of their own practices [caught the wrong end of many a tsk tsk for accidentally hurting someone in the dojo - sound familiar?]. Sceptical of Erroneous Aikido, yet finding a core and seeds of a potent martial art within their style. For these pracitioners, they will not leave for other shores where the natives disavow the flowing hakama and jump on each other, potentially HURTING their training partners, and calling it a martial discipline [Philistines!] These practitioners will take the good core from their Erroneous Aikido and they will make it grow into something altogether more practical; something closer to the original idea; something that sloughs off the nonsense, limp-wristed Erroneous Aikido pedagogies. Then THESE become the Aikidoka that are fit to call themselves.

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