Detroit Lions :(

[Rich Parsons]

I got this in another e-mail:

Subject: The Detroit Lions




Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A: The Detroit Lions.

Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A: To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q: What do the Lions and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

 

[Brian R. VanCise]

Ha ha, so true! It is painful being a Lions fan, just painful!

Brian R. VanCise
www.instinctiveresponsetraining.com

 

[tshadowchaser]

Damn that was good


now can we have one on the Saints

 

[Gemini]

HAHAHA!. That was excellent!
When are they going to release us from the pain of having to watch them instead of a real team every thanksgiving?

Signed,

Chicago Bear Fan

 

[Rich Parsons]

HAHAHA!. That was excellent!
When are they going to release us from the pain of having to watch them instead of a real team every thanksgiving?

Signed,

Chicago Bear Fan

:rofl:

I wish I knew, it would make me feel better.