Dear Abby

Rich Parsons

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Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask
their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know
them."


I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she
always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around
the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why?
Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This
caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out of my
hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her
personal property, then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep
down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again
and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley
Davidson Lowrider next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could
get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was
at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle that I noticed a small
amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between the rear head and
rocker arm cover.

So... is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I
should take it back to the dealer?
 

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I think he should have written the Car Guys instead of Dear Abby! :roflmao:
 
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