Deadliest Warriors: The Real Deal (and a bit of a laugh)

[Ronin74]

Chuck Norris vs EVERYONE

Isn't that genocide?

 

[bluekey88]

Nah, Chuck's tears have amazing healign properties....too bad he never cries. However, once all lif eon the planet was done in by rounhouse kicks...Chuck might have one little tear stream down his cheek (like that old littering ad with the Native American) from this one drop would sring forht new life on Earth in Chuck's image.

This may have happened already.

Twice.



Peace,
Erik

 

[Xue Sheng]

Isn't that genocide?

I didn't think about that..... oh no....we're all doomed

Nah, Chuck's tears have amazing healign properties....too bad he never cries. However, once all lif eon the planet was done in by rounhouse kicks...Chuck might have one little tear stream down his cheek (like that old littering ad with the Native American) from this one drop would sring forht new life on Earth in Chuck's image.

This may have happened already.

Twice.



Peace,
Erik

:lol:

OK... I feel better now...thanks

 

[Ronin74]

Nah, Chuck's tears have amazing healign properties....too bad he never cries. However, once all lif eon the planet was done in by rounhouse kicks...Chuck might have one little tear stream down his cheek (like that old littering ad with the Native American) from this one drop would sring forht new life on Earth in Chuck's image.

This may have happened already.

Twice.



Peace,
Erik

It's also said that Chuck Norris deifnes "love" as "not having the urge to kill". So it can be theorized that if we're alive, it's because Chuck Norris loves us.

 

[Ronin74]

My favorite Chuck Norris fact:

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
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[arnisador]

Keep the Chuck Norris jokes coming!

 

[Ronin74]

Keep the Chuck Norris jokes coming!

Excuse me? These are FACTS.

LOL:lol:

 

[teekin]

42 vs 69!

Brilliant!!!!!
l

 

[Ronin74]

Richard Branson, chairman of Virgin Group Ltd, once considered opening an elite martial arts school headed by Chuck Norris. However, upon further thought he realized that his company would have to just be called "Group Ltd", and decided not to hire Chuck. As a warning to Branson, Chuck roundhoued kicked all of Virgin Megastore's US branches out of business.