Chuck Norris Thread

[Orange Lightning]

Once every year, a lucky child is chosen to be thrown into the sun by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

Chuck Norris can kill two rocks with one bird.

Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. Now they just call em The Islands.

 

[Orange Lightning]

Uh, I think this has been done. But I'll bite.
Chuck Norris built the log cabin he was born in.
Chuck Norris changed his own diapers.

I told my aunt that Chuck Norris was built the cabin he was born in.

Her actual reaction - "Oh really? Wow! ....wait.....That's impossible!"

It was like 7 seconds long. xD XD She will never live it down.

 

[mango.man]

Did you know that Chuck Norris can't even do 1 push-up? Apparently every time he tries, he just pushes the Earth down instead.

 

[donald1]

Did you know that Chuck Norris can't even do 1 push-up? Apparently every time he tries, he just pushes the Earth down instead.

Thats what makes the world rotate

 

[RTKDCMB]

Did you know that Chuck Norris can't even do 1 push-up? Apparently every time he tries, he just pushes the Earth down instead.

According to Newton's laws of motion that is what actually happens every time someone does a pushup as well as pushing themselves up at the same time. It is just the mass of the Earth is so much greater than the person its movement is undetectably small.