Chuck Norris Passed Away.

[MA-Caver]

It's gotta be true... isn't it?

 

[Hand Sword]

I was gonna say! The guy is in better shape than all of us!

 

[Drac]

I love the cause of his death...

 

[exile]

Don't do that---I almost had a heart attack! ;-)

 

[Jesse]

Nice post haha I had to print that off and stick it near the photocopier.

Thanks for that one.

 

[Kensai]

Christ, you got me going then. :whip:

 

[OUMoose]

Whatever... Chuck Norris can't die... Death would get chuck'd!

 

[hong kong fooey]

thats pretty funny I know a couiple of people who don't like CHUCK NORRIS . my instructer made the mistake of saying he didn't like chuck norris and we started to bring him chuck norris stuff it was pretty funny

 

[Arizona Angel]

I will have to save that one for my mother. She thinks the sun rises and sets because of Chuck.

 

[MSTCNC]

I will have to save that one for my mother. She thinks the sun rises and sets because of Chuck.

Wait a sec... are you saying that it doesn't?

Just kidding... I had to double-take that one... a good prank!

Regards,

Andy

 

[terryl965]

It looked real enough until you started to read it

 

[MA-Caver]

I will have to save that one for my mother. She thinks the sun rises and sets because of Chuck.

It doesn't... the sun rises and sets because of Chuck's BEARD!

 

[bluemtn]

No. Actually the sun is afraid that if it doesn't rise and set, Chuck would do a jump spin flying whirly-gig kind of kick on it into submission.

 

[bluemtn]

I wonder what would happen if Chuck happened to get in here and saw the stuff we wrote about him? He'd probably think we're a bunch of lunatics!

 

[OUMoose]

I wonder what would happen if Chuck happened to get in here and saw the stuff we wrote about him? He'd probably think we're a bunch of lunatics!

Depends...

If he didn't like them, he would go back in time and roundhouse each of our ancestors so we'd never be born and couldn't post.

If he liked them, he'd do the same thing, just because he can...

 

[Cryozombie]

I saw Chuck on TV reading the "Chuck Norris Facts" and he seemed to think they were funny... so somehow i dont think he would mind most of what we say about him that much.
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[Cryozombie]

It looked real enough until you started to read it

Except for the fact in was in the CNN Law Center...

Weird place for it, dont you think?

 

[JasonASmith]

It doesn't... the sun rises and sets because of Chuck's BEARD!

I thought that the sun rose and set OUT of another portion of his anatomy!

 

[Ceicei]

Yeah, he died doing what? Sex with wife, working out, fighting off ninjas, and playing with kids, all of that at the SAME time? Oh man....

- Ceicei