Chat up lines.....


Master of Blades

Men this is a true story.......So watch out. :eek:

One night my Science teacher was out on the town in a bar. She was quietly enjoying a drink when A guy came over to her and came out with,

"Yo' momma is a thief....."

That is as far as he got before she punched him right in the face....Had he managed to get further he would have said.

"Yo' momma is a thief, she stole the stars from the sky and put them together in your eyes" he well found out......No body calls my Science Teachers mum a thief
That was pretty funny. Thing is, that line is so bad, she probably would have slugged him even if he did get to finish. :)