Chat up lines.....

[Master of Blades]

Men this is a true story.......So watch out.

One night my Science teacher was out on the town in a bar. She was quietly enjoying a drink when A guy came over to her and came out with,

"Yo' momma is a thief....."

That is as far as he got before she punched him right in the face....Had he managed to get further he would have said.

"Yo' momma is a thief, she stole the stars from the sky and put them together in your eyes"

However......as he well found out......No body calls my Science Teachers mum a thief
:rofl:

 

[Jill666]

:rofl: That's pretty funny.

 

[Cthulhu]

That was pretty funny. Thing is, that line is so bad, she probably would have slugged him even if he did get to finish.

Cthulhu

 

[Seig]

She probably already knew it, that's why she hit him early.