Boat trip
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Yari
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A lady walks into a shop that sells VERY expensive Persian rugs.She browses
around, then spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it. As she
bends to feel the texture of the rug, she farts very loudly.
Very embarassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her
little accident and hopes a sales person does not show up right now.
As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day madam. How may I help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely rug?"
He answers "Madam, if you farted just touching the rug, you are very likely
to **** when you hear the price"
Enjoy!
Yari
around, then spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it. As she
bends to feel the texture of the rug, she farts very loudly.
Very embarassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her
little accident and hopes a sales person does not show up right now.
As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day madam. How may I help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely rug?"
He answers "Madam, if you farted just touching the rug, you are very likely
to **** when you hear the price"
Enjoy!
Yari
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Yari
Master Black Belt
Two Accountants were walking across the park when one said "Where did you
get such a great bike?"
The second Accountant guy replied "Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She
threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said "Take what
you want."
The first Accountant guy nodded approvingly "Good choice; the clothes
probably wouldn't have fit".
Enjoy!
Yari
get such a great bike?"
The second Accountant guy replied "Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She
threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said "Take what
you want."
The first Accountant guy nodded approvingly "Good choice; the clothes
probably wouldn't have fit".
Enjoy!
Yari
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Yari
Master Black Belt
Three friends - two straight guys and a gay guy - and their significant
others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all
drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.
First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head
sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much,
you even married a woman name Penny."
Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in either. You
loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman
named Candy!"
The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't
look good, Dick."
Enjoy!
Yari
others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all
drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.
First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head
sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much,
you even married a woman name Penny."
Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in either. You
loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman
named Candy!"
The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't
look good, Dick."
Enjoy!
Yari
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Yari
Master Black Belt
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher
was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to
him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and
Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the Secret Service."
Enjoy!
/Yari
was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to
him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and
Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the Secret Service."
Enjoy!
/Yari
