Beware of Snake Eyes, the Ninjer Burglar

[Bill Mattocks]

Too funny. Well, unless it had happened to me or someone I knew. That would not have been funny...

http://www.cantonrep.com/stark/x2064142971/Police-say-burglar-crawls-into-bed-with-Canton-couple

But in a burglary early Tuesday, an unshaven homeless man went into a residence in the 1300 block of 13th Street SE, apparently through an unlocked door, entered the kitchen, placed a can of noodles and pack of cigarettes into his pocket and then crawled into bed with the home’s occupant and his wife, according to a police report.
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“He told the officers he’s a ninja and knows mixed martial arts,” the supervisor read from the notes, adding that Phillips, described as roughly 5 feet 8-inches tall and 160 pounds, is also known by his moniker of “Snake Eyes.”
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The report said police suspect that Phillips consumed alcohol and drugs.

Oh, ya think? What gave you your first clue?

 

[Carol]

Crawled in to bed? Who knew Snake Eyes was a bi swinger :lol2:

 

[K-man]

Oh, ya think? What gave you your first clue?

Might it have been the white tee shirt and blue shorts?

 

[Cirdan]

Crawled in to bed? Who knew Snake Eyes was a bi swinger :lol2:

Does Scarlett know about this? I think she is going to be mad and cap a crosbow bolt in his butt once she finds out.

 

[Flea]

If I were the husband and wife I wouldn't comment either. Snake Eyes' actions said it all way better than anything they could have come up with.

 

[Andy Moynihan]

FAIL! Snake Eyes was mute!

 

[Cirdan]

FAIL! Snake Eyes was mute!

He carries an etch-a-sketch at all times.