For fun, of course. BTW I AM pretty cute!Of course, you wouldnāt want to hide any of that handsome face of yours(he is, everyone, heās posted a few photos in the past, but donāt encourage him) Why are you attempting to defend those hairy miscreants?
While I might agree that masturfacing in public is ill mannered, I have also witnessed the less hirsute among us engaging in similar performative behaviors. We are all still primates to varying degrees after all.Beards are, frankly, one of civilisationās more baffling lapses in judgement. What began as natureās perfectly reasonable way of keeping a manās face warm has somehow evolved into the proud cultivation of a small, hairy ecosystem around the mouth. A beard is essentially a facial doormat: it collects crumbs, soup, coffee, mysterious particles and, presumably, the occasional small mammal. Worse still, its owner invariably strokes it with the solemn satisfaction of a Victorian philosopher, as though he has just discovered the meaning of life rather than spent six months growing a nest on his chin. Give me a clean-shaven face any day ā smooth, hygienic and mercifully free of whatever scummy strata may be accumulating beneath the lower lip.
I would post pics but for some reason my onlyfans was rejected as a link.Of course, you wouldnāt want to hide any of that handsome face of yours
You are free to pick the partner of your choice, bearded, or otherwise.Beards are, frankly, one of civilisationās more baffling lapses in judgement. What began as natureās perfectly reasonable way of keeping a manās face warm has somehow evolved into the proud cultivation of a small, hairy ecosystem around the mouth. A beard is essentially a facial doormat: it collects crumbs, soup, coffee, mysterious particles and, presumably, the occasional small mammal. Worse still, its owner invariably strokes it with the solemn satisfaction of a Victorian philosopher, as though he has just discovered the meaning of life rather than spent six months growing a nest on his chin. Give me a clean-shaven face any day ā smooth, hygienic and mercifully free of whatever scummy strata may be accumulating beneath the lower lip.
Oh come on, beardfaces cant stop preening their growths! Smoothies are simply scratching an itch!
I think thatās a reasonable excuse provided you were continually apologising for your slovenly appearance.
Modest c**t
Preening their growths? Interesting choice of verbiage.
He was, look at the picture! Very apologetic.
You rang?Modest c**t
ā¦and selected for humorous effect
