Beards 🤨

Of course, you wouldn’t want to hide any of that handsome face of yours🤨 (he is, everyone, he’s posted a few photos in the past, but don’t encourage him) Why are you attempting to defend those hairy miscreants?
For fun, of course. BTW I AM pretty cute!
 
Beards are, frankly, one of civilisation’s more baffling lapses in judgement. What began as nature’s perfectly reasonable way of keeping a man’s face warm has somehow evolved into the proud cultivation of a small, hairy ecosystem around the mouth. A beard is essentially a facial doormat: it collects crumbs, soup, coffee, mysterious particles and, presumably, the occasional small mammal. Worse still, its owner invariably strokes it with the solemn satisfaction of a Victorian philosopher, as though he has just discovered the meaning of life rather than spent six months growing a nest on his chin. Give me a clean-shaven face any day — smooth, hygienic and mercifully free of whatever scummy strata may be accumulating beneath the lower lip. šŸ˜‘
While I might agree that masturfacing in public is ill mannered, I have also witnessed the less hirsute among us engaging in similar performative behaviors. We are all still primates to varying degrees after all.
 
Of course, you wouldn’t want to hide any of that handsome face of yours🤨 (he is, everyone, he’s posted a few photos in the past, but don’t encourage him) Why are you attempting to defend those hairy miscreants?
I would post pics but for some reason my onlyfans was rejected as a link.
 
Beards are, frankly, one of civilisation’s more baffling lapses in judgement. What began as nature’s perfectly reasonable way of keeping a man’s face warm has somehow evolved into the proud cultivation of a small, hairy ecosystem around the mouth. A beard is essentially a facial doormat: it collects crumbs, soup, coffee, mysterious particles and, presumably, the occasional small mammal. Worse still, its owner invariably strokes it with the solemn satisfaction of a Victorian philosopher, as though he has just discovered the meaning of life rather than spent six months growing a nest on his chin. Give me a clean-shaven face any day — smooth, hygienic and mercifully free of whatever scummy strata may be accumulating beneath the lower lip. šŸ˜‘
You are free to pick the partner of your choice, bearded, or otherwise.
 
I always had a beard in Boston. It was cold in the winter.
 

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While I might agree that masturfacing in public is ill mannered, I have also witnessed the less hirsute among us engaging in similar performative behaviors. We are all still primates to varying degrees after all.
Oh come on, beardfaces cant stop preening their growths! Smoothies are simply scratching an itch!
 
I always had a beard in Boston. It was cold in the winter.
I think that’s a reasonable excuse provided you were continually apologising for your slovenly appearance.
 
It was. My friends and I built that snow sculpture to insult the neighbor across the street - because he screamed at our friend’s little girl, really scared her and made her cry.

When he saw the sculpture he called the cops, who came and laughed their butts off. Apparently he called the cops all the time for everything.

Karma always gets people like that. Whenever he left his house in the winter somebody started plowing snow into his driveway to the height of five feet. He moved away that spring.
 
It was. My friends and I built that snow sculpture to insult the neighbor across the street - because he screamed at our friend’s little girl, really scared her and made her cry.

When he saw the sculpture he called the cops, who came and laughed their butts off. Apparently he called the cops all the time for everything.

Karma always gets people like that. Whenever he left his house in the winter somebody started plowing snow into his driveway to the height of five feet. He moved away that spring.
Slightly bullying but I wasn’t there ā€¦šŸ˜‘šŸ˜‰šŸ˜„
 
In the gym yesterday, I put it to my bushy bearded Polish buddy that beards are slovenly (and added that they indicate a low IQ for good measure). We jousted a bit until one of the female PTs interjected and suggested she found them attractive. Then another woman and another! They all agree it was about feel and they needed to be well kempt and trimmed neatly, but they all liked them.

I have therefore changed my opinion in the light of new evidence and think big bushy ginger beards are very nice.
 
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