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Gary Crawford
Guest
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired." = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to make whoopie with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to make whoopie with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to make whoopie with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to make whoopie with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
"What's wrong?" = I guess making whoopie tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to make whoopie?
"I love you." = Let's make whoopie now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better make whoopie now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to make whoopie with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to make whoopie with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired." = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to make whoopie with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to make whoopie with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to make whoopie with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to make whoopie with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
"What's wrong?" = I guess making whoopie tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to make whoopie?
"I love you." = Let's make whoopie now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better make whoopie now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to make whoopie with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to make whoopie with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
