A "Joe Millionaire" canidate...

[Cruentus]

A teacher asked her class "What do you want out of life"?

A little girl in the back (who was to eventually grow up and compete in the show "Joe Millionaire") raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four animals".

The teacher asked "really and what four animals would that be"?

The little girl said "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for all of it".

:boing2:

 

[Rich Parsons]

Paul, Paul, Paul,

It astounds me every time I hear you say things like this. You are the one with the great girl-friend (* What was her name again ?? *) and I am still looking.

 

[Cruentus]

Paul, Paul, Paul,

It astounds me every time I hear you say things like this. You are the one with the great girl-friend (* What was her name again ?? *) and I am still looking.

That's right! That's cause I'm the Jack-***! :lol:

 

[jfarnsworth]

Originally posted by PAUL
..., and a jackass to pay for all of it".

I think that happened to me once. Oh, nevermind.