We had fun with this on my schools facebook page so wanted to post it here. Please keep it clean and have fun. I removed names as I do not have permission from everyone to repost. Most of the funniest ones are from other folks.
Sunday is spent cleaning and sorting uniforms
You look up your name in Korean to see if it is spelled correctly on your belt.
The school schedule is posted on your door in color.
You know how to get any stain out of white.
You select your washer based on how well it gets stains out of white.
‎...you bow whenever you enter or leave a room.
‎...you find yourself shaking hands with people with your left hand under your right elbow.
‎...you watch martial arts movies with your kid and you find that neither of you is looking at the bad guy the hero is kicking, you're both looking at the hero's plant foot to see if it is facing in the "right" direction.
you make it out of class with just a couple bruises and super sweatty
You know at least 4 different laundry products that get your whites really white...
You and your lady friends are in the locker room and one sees a bruise on your forearm. Her first question is "Is that from today?" vice "OMG what happened?"
‎...There is a rule at your house that you cannot practice forms while at the dinner table.
... If you say grace with your right fist in front of your face and your left hand covering it.
...If all the family board games end in a hand shake w...ith your left hand supporting the right elbow.
...If you bow at the door, and immediately take your shoes off before entering.
...If you have to tell the kids that, "NO, the family dog, is not a suitable sparring partner.
...If you have to tell your youngest child he may not break boards until after he is potty trained.
‎...If you have some body named "Sir" or "Master" on speed dial.
...If you catch your spouse shutting the fridge door with a roundhouse kick and then correct him by telling him to pull his toes back.
...If you are anxious to hit the hot tub b...ecause, "Class was brutal today."
...If your family room has wood flooring, a board holder, and nothing else.
... If your chief decoration in the house consists of tkd trophies, medals, and pictures from prior rank tests.
...If your children set up "friendship tournaments" to mediate neighborhood disputes.
...If you get called to the prinicipal's office because your Jr. black belt son is teaching choong ji to all his class mates at recess.
Name in Korean - funny you should say that. When the admin folks here gave me my nametag in Korean, I handed it back and said it was not spelled right. They were pretty surprised...
<He recently moved to Korea in his military job, Thanks for your service!>
Angela C Jury You have the economy size of tiger balm and it is running out.
The folks at the lumber store have figured out that you're not *really* making bird houses with all of that 9" pine...
You know the difference between tiger balm and ben gay simply by the smell.
Your friends always wonder why your car smells "like furniture"... It's just your next two years' worth of pine sitting in the back.
‎...people come over to your house and ask what the difference is between the boards in the grey racks and the boards in the red racks and you tell them the boards in the red racks are just for "practice".
...you know the symbolism behind the flag of South Korea.
...you have a relatively large vocabulary in Korean, but you can't say one complete sentence.
...you have broken wooden boards on display somewhere in the house.
...you have to purchase a new saw blade for your 7.25" power saw and you've never built a deck, a house, or done any roofing.
...you watch action movies with your kid and both of you aren't paying attention to the story, you're both looking to see if their technique is "correct".
Sunday is spent cleaning and sorting uniforms
You look up your name in Korean to see if it is spelled correctly on your belt.
The school schedule is posted on your door in color.
You know how to get any stain out of white.
You select your washer based on how well it gets stains out of white.
‎...you bow whenever you enter or leave a room.
‎...you find yourself shaking hands with people with your left hand under your right elbow.
‎...you watch martial arts movies with your kid and you find that neither of you is looking at the bad guy the hero is kicking, you're both looking at the hero's plant foot to see if it is facing in the "right" direction.
you make it out of class with just a couple bruises and super sweatty
You know at least 4 different laundry products that get your whites really white...
You and your lady friends are in the locker room and one sees a bruise on your forearm. Her first question is "Is that from today?" vice "OMG what happened?"
‎...There is a rule at your house that you cannot practice forms while at the dinner table.
... If you say grace with your right fist in front of your face and your left hand covering it.
...If all the family board games end in a hand shake w...ith your left hand supporting the right elbow.
...If you bow at the door, and immediately take your shoes off before entering.
...If you have to tell the kids that, "NO, the family dog, is not a suitable sparring partner.
...If you have to tell your youngest child he may not break boards until after he is potty trained.
‎...If you have some body named "Sir" or "Master" on speed dial.
...If you catch your spouse shutting the fridge door with a roundhouse kick and then correct him by telling him to pull his toes back.
...If you are anxious to hit the hot tub b...ecause, "Class was brutal today."
...If your family room has wood flooring, a board holder, and nothing else.
... If your chief decoration in the house consists of tkd trophies, medals, and pictures from prior rank tests.
...If your children set up "friendship tournaments" to mediate neighborhood disputes.
...If you get called to the prinicipal's office because your Jr. black belt son is teaching choong ji to all his class mates at recess.
Name in Korean - funny you should say that. When the admin folks here gave me my nametag in Korean, I handed it back and said it was not spelled right. They were pretty surprised...
<He recently moved to Korea in his military job, Thanks for your service!>
Angela C Jury You have the economy size of tiger balm and it is running out.
The folks at the lumber store have figured out that you're not *really* making bird houses with all of that 9" pine...
You know the difference between tiger balm and ben gay simply by the smell.
Your friends always wonder why your car smells "like furniture"... It's just your next two years' worth of pine sitting in the back.
‎...people come over to your house and ask what the difference is between the boards in the grey racks and the boards in the red racks and you tell them the boards in the red racks are just for "practice".
...you know the symbolism behind the flag of South Korea.
...you have a relatively large vocabulary in Korean, but you can't say one complete sentence.
...you have broken wooden boards on display somewhere in the house.
...you have to purchase a new saw blade for your 7.25" power saw and you've never built a deck, a house, or done any roofing.
...you watch action movies with your kid and both of you aren't paying attention to the story, you're both looking to see if their technique is "correct".