Yo Mamma Jokes

[Jill666]

Your momma's so fat your daddy had to roll her in flower to find the wet spot.

Your momma's so ugly she needs a t-shirt that days "this side up".

 

[Rich Parsons]

Yo Momma so Fat the sides of her say Two Crane Life Required.

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
MOB,


Yo Momma is dumb her son believes he will get back at sand dragon.

Yo Momma is so fat Newtons' Apple fell and hit her first before hitting the ground.

Yo Rich, Yo' momma SO DAMN UGLY That when she went to the audition for Eve God said he wanted "Adam and Eve not Adam and STEVE!" :rofl:

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Yo Rich, Yo' momma SO DAMN UGLY That when she went to the audition for Eve God said he wanted "Adam and Eve not Adam and STEVE!" :rofl:

Yo MOB,

Keep your personal life choices to your self man.
Don't ask don't tell


Yo Momma is so Ugly she turned Medusa into stone :rofl:

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Yo MOB,

Keep your personal life choices to your self man.
Don't ask don't tell


Yo Momma is so Ugly she turned Medusa into stone :rofl:

Yo, momma is dumb she thought Judo-kid might actually have been right at some point in his life! :rofl:

 

[Kirk]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Yo, momma is dumb she thought Judo-kid might actually have been right at some point in his life! :rofl:

*standing ovation*

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Kirk
*standing ovation*

Thanks Kirk! That one was for.......you guessed it.........YO' MOMMA! :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Yo, momma is dumb she thought Judo-kid might actually have been right at some point in his life! :rofl:

MOB,

That was very un-nice of you. Not very political.

Judo-kid is still on this site. Shame Shame


Yo Momma is so ugly her dogs even ran away.

 

[Kirk]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Kirk,

Your Momma is some Dumb she could not spell James nor Tiberius so she settled on Kirk! :rofl:


Thanks guys I should fell better in a day or so I hope.

WHat does not kill me makes me stronger right?

Somehow I totally missed this one. DAMNED FUNNY!!!!

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
MOB,

That was very un-nice of you. Not very political.

Judo-kid is still on this site. Shame Shame


Yo Momma is so ugly her dogs even ran away.

Un-political......I'm 15 yrs old, what do I know about politics!

And Judo-kid has built himself a reputation on this site, being as evil as I am, Im just taking advantage over it!

Yo, momma is ugly that Michael Jackson decided on the video for Thriller after he saw her!

 

[Bob Hubbard]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
Kirk & MOB,

Both yo momma's are so stupid they wanted to name you 'Carbon' and 'Carbon2' since you guys are Crabon Copies. :rofl: :rofl:



Did I actually Say That? Kaith, please be lenient

Yo mamas so dumb, she got banned from a forum where she was the only member!


hehehe

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Kaith Rustaz
Yo mamas so dumb, she got banned from a forum where she was the only member!


hehehe

oooooooooooo Kirk dont have it! Yo' Momma his ***!!!!

And whats the matter Rich where you gone? Or is it past your bedtime!

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
oooooooooooo Kirk dont have it! Yo' Momma his ***!!!!

And whats the matter Rich where you gone? Or is it past your bedtime!

I am here,


I had to go talk to mother nature and a few freinds, something you most likely do not have

Yo Momma was so ugly she made you play with the lawn gnome, and you believed it was a family member!

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Kirk
Somehow I totally missed this one. DAMNED FUNNY!!!!

* Bows * :asian:

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Kaith Rustaz
Yo mamas so dumb, she got banned from a forum where she was the only member!


hehehe

Yoh

Yo Momma was so ugly she was banned from a forum and she was the only member!


I had to steal that one

 

[Master of Blades]

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
I am here,


I had to go talk to mother nature and a few freinds, something you most likely do not have

Yo Momma was so ugly she made you play with the lawn gnome, and you believed it was a family member!

Acting like you got one.....and please.......If I have to keep my personal habits under wraps I dont want to know what you do when your wife has a "headache"!

And Yo' momma so ugly that When she said Mirror Mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all EVEN the ugly witch started laughing!

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Acting like you got one.....and please.......If I have to keep my personal habits under wraps I dont want to know what you do when your wife has a "headache"!

And Yo' momma so ugly that When she said Mirror Mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all EVEN the ugly witch started laughing!

MOB,

I have no wife, I have an ex-wife which means I know have a life. I am still looking for the right woman though!

Yo Momma is so ugly she broke the Mirror Mirror on the wall with just a glance.

Yo Momma is so dumb she believes in fairy tails, so she ate a poisoned Apple :rofl:

 

[Master of Blades]

LOL, I just realised something, Your the only one who complained when I verbally raised my hand to Judo-Kid! YOU FANCY JUDO-KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Therefore (Cmon you must have seen this one coming),

Your momma so stupid she raised a child who fancys JUDO-KID!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Okay thats it for me, my mums about to beat me up and I have school tmoz so I will cuss you tmoz if you still think you can step to

!THE MASTER OF BLADES!

:asian:

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by Master of Blades
LOL, I just realised something, Your the only one who complained when I verbally raised my hand to Judo-Kid! YOU FANCY JUDO-KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Therefore (Cmon you must have seen this one coming),

Your momma so stupid she raised a child who fancys JUDO-KID!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Okay thats it for me, my mums about to beat me up and I have school tmoz so I will cuss you tmoz if you still think you can step to

!THE MASTER OF BLADES!

:asian:

MOB,

I took your to task, so that the big bad moderators would not.

As for Judo-Kid, I dislike his opinions, yet I welcome them many times since they are different then mine.


Yo Momma so Dumb she let you stay up all night on the internet when you have a test in the morning!

Come On Be-atch Step up to the line

Have a nice sleep, and I am looking forward to your reply tomorrow.

 

[chufeng]

All of y'all's mommas are so dense, light bends around them...

:asian:
chufeng

I couldn't help myself...