World's Thinnest Books

[Flatlander]

That's enough of that, please.

 

[Feisty Mouse]

I'm sorry, flatlander, I should not stoop to that level, and gank an otherwise fun thread.

 

[Patrick Skerry]

That's enough of that, please.

I apologize for lowering myself to the level of an irresponsible flamer.

 

[Cryozombie]

"How To convince a Liberal they are wrong about anything"
By U. Cantdoit.

"Breaking Away from a Father's Influence"
by G. W. Bush

"Portrait of a Drug Free Life"
Jim Morrison

"My Weightloss Success"
Carne Wilson

"How We Made Real Punk Music"
By Green Day

"The Birth of the Internet"
By Al Gore

AND AND AND... (In the spirit of fun... no insults intended)

"All the MT arcade games I am not the Winner of"
by Chronuss.

"Ninjutsu We can All Agree on"
The Entire Ninjutsu Community of Martial Talk (Myself Included)

 

[Chronuss]

"All the MT arcade games I am not the Winner of"
by Chronuss.

I'll take that as a compliment.......I think....I've lost a few....still trying to gain'em back. ...if Bob can ever get Stick Fighter...I'll have my new addiction...

 

[Bester]

Heres a 'few' more:
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The world's most talented rap musicians

Women i haven't sexually harassed - by bill clinton

French hospitality

The diplomacy handbook -by saddam hussein

Christmas cake ideas for jehovah's witnesses

'Til death do us part -by elizabeth taylor

Towards korean unification

Irs consumer success stories

Quantum physics made easy

The italian book of war heroes ( with instructions on how to run backwards in opera costumes)

A politician's guide to economics

The muslim book of bacon recipies

The caconical book of australians who have nice things to say about new zealand

Irish temperance movements

The wit and wisdom of george walker bush

Advanced subtraction

A guide to arab democracies

A millenium of german humor

Genghis khan and the mongols: a feminist perspective

My thoughts -by ronald reagan

Logic made easy: a woman's guide

My life as a woman -by martina navratilova

French 16-year old non-smoking virgins

Sylvester stallone's subtle acting tips

Arnold scahwarzeneggar: a complete vocabulary

My favourite jewish barbers -by yasser arafat

Dating tips -by pope john paul ii

Things i wouldn't do for attention -by monica lewinsky

DETROIT: a Travel Guide

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda

HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino

22. THINGS I LIKE ABOUT FRANCE by Bill O'Reilly (Fox News)

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman

MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

How to Get to The Super Bowl - by Dan Marino

George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names

My Life's Memories - by Ronald Reagan

German Love Poems

"You too Can Retire Early" by Strom Thurmond

French Hospitality

"The Book of Virtues" by Bill Clinton

UNIX Quick Start

"Investments Made Easy" by Hillary Rodman Clinton

The Engineer's Guide to Fashion

"'Til Death Do Us Part" by Elizabeth Taylor

Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors

"The Complete Guide to Men's Fashions" by J. Edgar Hoover

"Understanding the Jewish Heritage" by Louis Farrakhan

Catholic Birth Control Techniques

"Enforcing the Campaign Finance Laws" by Janet Reno

Unanimous Supreme Court Decisions Thru the Years

"Operating On a Shoestring" by Bill Gates

"The Diplomacy Handbook" by Saddam Hussein

Native American Rights Handbook

"Respecting Others" by Tonya Harding

Failsafe Systems - The MIR Experience

"Keeping Chaste" by Madonna

"Things Even Dennis Rodman Won't Do for Money"

Bringing a Budget in On Time - NYS Government

Our American Friends - Jacques Chirac

Microsoft's complete guide to virus protection.

Microsoft's complete guide to data security.

Bill Gates' guide to creating unique applications and PC operating systems.

Moving to Linux – Bill Gates

All the Moves there are - Hulk Hogan

Real Wrestling - Hulk Hogan

Responsible Financial Planning – U.S. Senate

Alternatives to Oil – OPEC




The Jim Hull listings:
My Crusade For Family Values By Eminem
How To Win The Presidency In A Landslide By George W. Bush
How To Translate Yards Into Meters By Jet Propulsion Laboratory
Food Safety Is Our First Concern By English Tourism Council
Why Monopolies Are Bad By Bill Gates
Fight Fair! By Mike Tyson
The Case For Term Limits By Strom Thurmond
Buckle Up By Dale Earnhardt
Taxation Made Easy By King George Iii
You Can Be Humble In Hollywood By James Cameron
Why I Like Different Cultures By Adolph Hitler
Marriage Is Eternal By Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman
Why We Should Support Public Dissent By Joseph Stalin
How To Look Good In Public Life By Bill Clinton
Let's Write Concisely By Stephen King
It's Always Good To Meet The Public By President William Mckinley
Eradicating Homosexuality By Oscar Wilde
Peace Made Easy By Ehud Barak & Yassir Arafat
How To Bond For Life By Elizabeth Taylor
Everyone Loves A President By John F. Kennedy
Anger Management By Coach Bobby Knight
How I Brought Democracy To The Philippines By Ferdinand Marcos
My Visits To The Plastic Surgeon By Barbra Streisand
How To Write A Short Novel By James Michener
Let's Relax And Have More Fun By Jimmy Carter
My Favorite Operas By Elvis Presley
Detroit: Boomtown Of America By Detroit Chamber Of Commerce
Arguments For Celibacy By Wilt Chamberlain
Jar-Jar Binks, Cinema's Greatest Comedian By George Lucas
Exercise Is All You Need By Jim Fixx
The Power Of The Pardon Is Overused By Bill Clinton
Here's To A Drug-Free America By Robert Downey, Jr.
Dating Tips By Pope John-Paul Ii
Protecting Our Government Workers By Timothy Mcveigh
Teetotaler's Handbook By Dean Martin
Embracing Feminism By Navy Tailhook Society
L.A. Dodgers, Team Of The Century By Rupert Murdoch
Two Terms Is Enough By Franklin D. Roosevelt
Turn The Other Cheek By Sean "Puffy" Combs
Integrity In Sports By Utah Olympics Committee
Preserving Our Sculptural Heritage By Afghan Arts Commission

 

[RandomPhantom700]

Ok, ok then...written by J.Lo, forward by Britney Spears.

 

[MA-Caver]

THE Thinnest Book EVER!

"How I Kicked The Asses of
Bruce Lee, Ed Parker Sr., Chuck Norris, Yip Man
And Everyone on Martial Talk Without Breaking A Sweat" By: MACaver D)

 

[Gary Crawford]

Negotiating with Terrorists by Gary Crawford

 

[The Kai]

How marriage Spices up your sex life

 

[GAB]

Hi Kai,
The Truth...By James M. Mitose
Regards, Garyartyon:

 

[MisterMike]

Negotiating with Terrorists by Gary Crawford

I have a similar book, but it's real thick with all the page centers cut out to hold a gun.