Whitty One Liners

[Sarah]

For Sale: One computer slightly used. One bullet hole in screen.

The other night I lay in bed looking up at the stars and I thought to myself,
"Where the heck is the roof?"

When you go into court you're putting yourself in the hands of 12 people
who weren't smart enough get out of jury duty.

 

[Raewyn]

The earth is full........... go home!

 

[Cthulhu]

He/she is a poster-child for legalized retroactive birth control.

Cthulhu

 

[ppko]

Take me drunk I'm home

I'm lost take me home with you

 

[OUMoose]

I am reminded of the immortal words of Socrates who said: "... I drank what?"

 

[Chronuss]

If God dropped acid...would he see people...?

 

[Raewyn]

Two elephants walk off a cliff...............................................................................




BOOM!! BOOM!!!

 

[Sarah]

HAHAHA

Two elephants walk off a cliff...............................................................................




BOOM!! BOOM!!!

 

[Raewyn]

If you get to thinkin you are a person with some influence........ try orderin' someone else's dog around!!

 

[Raewyn]

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

 

[Sarah]

I get a quick reality check just ordering my own dogs around...hehe

If you get to thinkin you are a person with some influence........ try orderin' someone else's dog around!!

 

[Raewyn]

If you cant beat your computer a chess...............try kickboxing!!

 

[Raewyn]

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside

 

[ppko]

I believe that DCobb has this under his name instead of his rank I found it funny

Kyusho whats the point

 

[ppko]

I had to drive officer I was to drunk to walk.

I know that you shouldn't drink and drive but hey that is pretty funny

 

[Chronuss]

for the MT ladies.........

Chocolate: the OTHER major food group... :wink1:

 

[Sarah]

Hehehe....wait till Homy see's this one!!!

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside

 

[Chronuss]

for us geeks...

C program run...C program crash...C programmer quit.

 

[Sarah]

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?

 

[Chronuss]

Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?

...and you know the ones of you with children have experienced this..