Top ten things you'll never hear a woman say

[Gary Crawford]

or "Am i too sexually demanding?"

 

[shesulsa]

if it were only that easy...

Actually, my husband knows what to buy me for Christmas and birthdays - WEAPONS!! Save the jewelry for Valentine's Day and Anniversary...other occasions, GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DESTROY SOMEONE WITH!!!

 

[hardheadjarhead]

Actually, my husband knows what to buy me for Christmas and birthdays - WEAPONS!! Save the jewelry for Valentine's Day and Anniversary...other occasions, GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DESTROY SOMEONE WITH!!!

I'll bet he's very loyal and well behaved, isn't he?


Regards,

Steve

 

[shesulsa]

I'll bet he's very loyal and well behaved, isn't he?

Indeed he is. What a sweetheart - and of his own motivation, too! :uhyeah:

 

[Gary Crawford]

Indeed he is. What a sweetheart - and of his own motivation, too! :uhyeah:

What a lucky guy!A sausy woman who likes weapons!Yee Haa!! Do you make him wear handcuffs when he's bad?

 

[shesulsa]

Handcuffs?!? Puh! I don't need no stinking handcuffs! That's what rope is for. Or razor wire if he really ticks me off. :EG:

 

[Gary Crawford]

LOL!!! What a lucky guy!The pain,the pleasure,the pain,the pleasure,the pain,the pleasure.............................................................AHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

[Rob Broad]

LOL!!! What a lucky guy!The pain,the pleasure,the pain,the pleasure,the pain,the pleasure.............................................................AHHHHHHH!!!!!

As Freddy Mercury sang Pain is so close to pleasure.

 

[shesulsa]

OK - Freddy Mercury has now been mentioned on this thread twice inside of 10 hours. That's scary. I'm gonna have to go listen to my Queen CDs now....

 

[Randy Strausbaugh]

OK - Freddy Mercury has now been mentioned on this thread twice inside of 10 hours. That's scary. I'm gonna have to go listen to my Queen CDs now....

All of my Queen stuff is on 8-track. Yeah, I'm old...

 

[hardheadjarhead]

Handcuffs?!? Puh! I don't need no stinking handcuffs! That's what rope is for. Or razor wire if he really ticks me off. :EG:

And he behaves of his own accord? SURE.

He's afraid of losing body parts.



Regards,


Steve

 

[Chronuss]

Actually, my husband knows what to buy me for Christmas and birthdays - WEAPONS!! Save the jewelry for Valentine's Day and Anniversary...other occasions, GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DESTROY SOMEONE WITH!!!

....why can't I find someone like that....:waah:

 

[Rob Broad]

....why can't I find someone like that....:waah:

Commit a felony, and you will find a husband real quick in jail. :rofl:

 

[bignick]

Commit a felony, and you will find a husband real quick in jail.

:rofl: that's great...i thought that was so funny i wanted to give you some good rep points but i must have given you some not too long ago...cause it says i can't yet...oh well

good stuff

 

[shesulsa]

And he behaves of his own accord? SURE.

He's afraid of losing body parts.

Steve - I might have a tough exterior, but deep down, I'm a pussycat.
:wavey::wink1::angel:

 

[Rob Broad]

:rofl: that's great...i thought that was so funny i wanted to give you some good rep points but i must have given you some not too long ago...cause it says i can't yet...oh well

good stuff

And the great thing is if he is someguys wife he can use all these lines that you never hear a woman say. :rofl:

 

[someguy]

Some one say someguy. Wha oh never mind.

 

[bignick]

pretty sure this one hasn't been posted...which is suprising

"You were right...I was wrong"

 

[shesulsa]

pretty sure this one hasn't been posted...which is suprising

"You were right...I was wrong"

The way I put it is, "You were not wrong this time." :supcool:

 

[Gary Crawford]

Steve - I might have a tough exterior, but deep down, I'm a pussycat.
:wavey::wink1::angel:

All pussycats have very sharp claws though.