The Quaid Conspiracy Vanity Fair EXCERPT: Theyre spending nights in their car, on the run from the same shadowy cabalthe Hollywood Star Whackerswho may have killed Heath Ledger, possibly sabotaged Jeremy Piven, and could now be targeting Lindsay Lohan. No, this is not the plot of Oscar nominee and Golden Globe winner Randy Quaids latest movie. It is what he and his wife, Evi, swear is really happening to them. With the Quaids in Canada, the author probes their nightmare reality, which has alienated friends and family, and turned the couple into outlaws. By Nancy Jo Sales January 2011 PERMANENT VACATION Randy and Evi Quaid, photographed in Room 404 of the Tigh-Na-Mara resort, in Parksville, British Columbia. Evi Quaid called from a pay phone in Vancouver to say that she and her husband, Randy, the actor, had tried to drive to Siberia, but they couldnt figure out how to get there. She said, Were running for our lives. She wanted me to meet them the next day in Vancouvers Chinatownwhich couldnt be arranged any other way, as the Quaids dont use cell phones anymore, because, Evi said, theyre tracking us. They were the Hollywood Star Whackers the couple had been talking about in television interviews ever since they arrived in Canada in October, seeking asylum. The Whackers, they said, were the same people who may have killed David Carradine and Heath Ledger, possibly set up Robert Blake, and could now be targeting Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. Are either of you mentally unstable, schizophrenic, or on drugs?, Andrea Canning asked on Good Morning America. Do you think we are? demanded Evi. No! said Randy. I found the Quaids sitting in their car outside a Chinese tearoom on a block glowing with red and yellow neon lights. Nobody was around. It was night. Their car, a black Prius, was crammed with stuffclothes, coats, shoes, papers, a pillow, blankets, and an excitable Australian cattle dog named Doji, who was hoarse from barking while he was in the pound when his owners were being detained by Canadian immigration. The car smelled of fast food and dog pee and Randys cigars. I asked the Quaids if they were living in their car. Only on nights when were too terrified to leave our stuff or dont feel secure, Evi said. We used to have a Mercedes. This whole ordeal has forced us to become incredibly green. Priuses are deceptively roomy, drawled Randy, whos originally from Houston. Were tall people, and the legroom is important. Randy Quaid, who is 60, was nominated for an Oscar for The Last Detail (1973), won a Golden Globe for his performance as Lyndon Johnson in LBJ: The Early Years (1987), and has appeared in more than 70 other films, including Independence Day (1996) and Brokeback Mountain (2005). He has worked with countless legends of the film industry (Jack Nicholson, Marlon Brando, Milos Forman, Hal Ashby), meanwhile earning a reputation as a great actor. He is probably best known, however, for his over-the-top role as Cousin Eddie, Chevy Chases schlemiel cousin-in-law in the Vacation comediessomething which irks him. When I came upon him, Quaidwho is six feet four with a pudding face and large, flat green eyeswas wearing Buddy Holly glasses, a blue shirt, an Armani blazer, and a purple tie; he looked slimmer than in years past and surprisingly stylish for a man on the run. I call it the Failure-to-Appear Diet, he said, joking about his and his wifes not showing up for a string of court dates in Santa Barbara. The Quaids were arrested in September of 2009 for defrauding an innkeeper, conspiracy, and burglary after skipping out on a $10,000 bill at Santa Barbaras San Ysidro Ranch hotel; in September of 2010 they were arrested again, for residential burglary and entering a noncommercial building without consent, after squatting in a house in Montecito, California, which they had formerly owned. There was a warrant out for Evis arrest on the second set of charges. (The first case was resolved, with the charges against Randy dropped and Evi getting three years probation and 240 hours of community service after they settled their hotel bill.) END EXCERPT Wow, yeah, it's a long article, but, holy crap.
Yep, they are as crazy as the Ronni Chasen murder and related events that have followed. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/12/04/earlyshow/saturday/main7117331.shtml
I saw this reported a few weeks ago and didn't know what to make of it. If it was a lone actor going over the edge into paranoid delusion, then, aye, you would chalk it up to a stressed celebrity existence. But it sounds as if his wife is along for the ride too
1.Randy Quaid was in the movie Broke back mountain which Heath Ledger was in. 2.Heath Ledger was in the movie The imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus which Colin Farrell was in. 3.Colin Farrell was in the movie S.W.A.T. which Samuel Jackson was in. 4.Samuel Jackson was in the movie Kill Bill which David Carradine was in. 5. David Carradine was in the movie Cannonball which had Martin Scorsese. 6.Martin Scorsese directed Robert De niro in Taxi driver. 7.Robert De niro was in the movie Sleepers with Kevin Bacon Kevin Bacon is the master mind of all of this!!!
... but what if they're right? Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that someone isn't out to get you...
Well you know it could be something like Joaquin Phoenix Hoax that he pulled on Letterman when he was acting not at all sane and claimed to be going for a career in rap…maybe it is just for a movie…did you think of that…huh……. NOOOOOO of course not because it is so much easier to…. Oh wait….you said Randy Quaid didn’t you …not Dennis….oh in that case… your right… Randy friggin' nuts
I think they are doing themselves in but let me see..... 1.Lindsay was in Emilo Estevez's Bobby. 2.Emilo Estevez was in St.Elmo's fire which had Ally Sheedy. 3.Alley Sheedy was in the movie Bad boys which had Sean Penn. 4. Sean Penn was in the movie Mystic River which had God damn him again!!! KEVIN BACON. But is he responsible with Brintney too?!! 1.Britney Spears had a cameo in Goldmember which stared Gwyneth Paltrow. 2. Gwyneth stared in the movie Ironman with Robert Downey Jr. 3. Robert Downey Jr. stared in Hearts and souls wirh Elisabeth Shue. 4. Elisabethy Shue stared in Hollow man with.... KEVIN BACON!!! But I dare wonder....Is it possible some how maybe just maybe I am connected to all this?? 1. I met Dan Marino who was in Ace Ventura with Jim Carrey. 2. Jim Carrey was in the movie Batman forever directed by Joel Schumacher. 3. Joel also Directed Flatliners with Kevin Bacon.... :soapbox:BACON!!!!!
Kevin Bacon made Jimmy Buffet get Kenny Loggins to sing Footloose. Here is some rare footage of how it happen. ****WARNING LANGUAGE**** ****WARNING KEVIN BACON SINGING***
Bit of Irony There is a rather expensive restaurant on the first floor of my office building and today the entire lobby smelled like… Bacon