Goldendragon7
Grandmaster
It should~~~~~~~Chronuss said:
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I Highly doubt anything of me frightens Chad 
Chronuss
Senior Master
...this may be true...but the idea of a thong being used as a slingshot does produce a frightful image..
*snickers* yesh it is rather amusing though..
and it did frighten Sadie when I 'thwapped' it at her
and it did frighten Sadie when I 'thwapped' it at her
Chronuss
Senior Master
...and knowing Sadie...she caught it.
well yeah.. hehee.. guess I'd best use that big ole blue rubber band instead.. :rofl:
Goldendragon7
Grandmaster
Thongs do get attention.....
http://www.superlaugh.com/1/thong.htm
http://www.superlaugh.com/1/thong.htm
Chronuss
Senior Master
dude.... *blink*....ughh.....*shudder*...
Oh ........... Goober~!!! hahaaaa
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TheRustyOne
Guest
- Thread Starter
- #430
that was just all sorts of wrong
FUZZYJ692000
Master Black Belt
TheRustyOne said:
i so agree with you on that one
Chronuss
Senior Master
those sandals need to be burned......
And then there's the problem of athletes foot. :rofl:Chronuss said:
Chronuss
Senior Master
*shudder*....uuhhgggg....
Goldendragon7
Grandmaster
theletch1 said:
Don't you really mean Athletes Butt? :rofl:
Hah, that really CRACKED me up. :moon: :rofl:Goldendragon7 said:
THE DOG'S DIARY
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! HOME! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:15 PM - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 PM - ooooooo. Bath. Bummer.
4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
THE CAT'S DIARY
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer..." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the others are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time......
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! HOME! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:15 PM - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 PM - ooooooo. Bath. Bummer.
4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
THE CAT'S DIARY
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer..." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the others are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time......
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TheRustyOne
Guest
- Thread Starter
- #440
aint skeert!
...hehe...that's really cute
...hehe...that's really cute
