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I love that movie...:rofl::lool::lfao::lol:
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One Liners
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I love that movie...:rofl::lool::lfao::lol:
Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton. *Me*!
Kurt Russell as Jack Burton "Big Trouble In Little China"
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton. *Me*!
Kurt Russell as Jack Burton "Big Trouble In Little China"
JadeDragon3
Black Belt
Here are some of my favorite one liners.....
Diamonds are forever and so are the four horseman. -Rick Flair
I'm a limosine riding, lear jet flyin', kiss stealin', wrestlin' son of a gun....whoooooo. -Rick Flair
I'm a 60 minute man. -Rick Flair
I'm styling and profiling....whooooo. -Rick Flair
I'm the man of the hour and the man with the power. -Dusty Rhodes
I dine on T bone steaks, work out with metal plates, and I'm sweeter than a German chocolate cake. -Dusty Rhodes
Cirdan
Senior Master
From Aliens, one of my favorite movies;
Sergeant Apone: Alright sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill! *******s and elbows!
Private William Hudson: Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Private Jenette Vasquez: No. Have you?
Private William Hudson: I'm ready man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State-of-the-badass-art! You do not want to **** with me. Check it out. Hey Ripley! Don't you worry, me and my squad of ultimate bad-asses will protect you. Check it out, independently targeting particle-beam phalanx. Whap! You can fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase plasma pulse rifles, and we got Sonic Electronic Ball-Breakers! We got nukes, knives, sharp sticks...
Sergeant Apone: Alright sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill! *******s and elbows!
Private William Hudson: Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Private Jenette Vasquez: No. Have you?
Private William Hudson: I'm ready man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State-of-the-badass-art! You do not want to **** with me. Check it out. Hey Ripley! Don't you worry, me and my squad of ultimate bad-asses will protect you. Check it out, independently targeting particle-beam phalanx. Whap! You can fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase plasma pulse rifles, and we got Sonic Electronic Ball-Breakers! We got nukes, knives, sharp sticks...
Here is some more:
"Cops got better things to do than die!" - Jack Burton
"I have a very positive attitude about this" - Jack Burton
"It's all in the reflexes" - Jack Burton
"I ain't got time to bleed." -Gov. Jesse "the Body" Ventura in America's best film to feature two future governors...Predator!
"If it bleeds, we can kill it." Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, ibid
"If it bleeds, we can kill it." Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, ibid
Cirdan
Senior Master
Poncho: Oh, okay. [firing a few round from his M203 grenade launcher] You got time to duck?
Love that movie. Too bad the sequels are so crappy
"What if I freeze?" The kid in Forbidden Kingdom
"Don't forget to breathe." Jet Li as the Soldier Monk.
Never Back Down- The little brother walks in on the main dude and his girlfriend "wrestling"
"What are you doing?" Younger brother
"Wrestling" Older brother.
"Don't forget to breathe." Jet Li as the Soldier Monk.
Never Back Down- The little brother walks in on the main dude and his girlfriend "wrestling"
"What are you doing?" Younger brother
"Wrestling" Older brother.
"Am I starting to look Norwegian to you Bawana?" ~Childs as played by Keith David in John Carpenter's The Thing.
Robert Shaw: "Your boss is quite a card player Mr. Kelly how does he do it?"
Robert Redford: "He cheats."
~ The Sting
Robert Redford: "He cheats."
~ The Sting
zDom
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Been awhile since I've read the entire thread, so sorry if these have always appeared.
But here are some Morpheus quotes from the Matrix:
"There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path."
"What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me."
"Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles in this place? Do you think that's air you're breathing now?" (followed by a priceless expression ...)
and, of course:
Neo: "I know kung fu!"
Morpheus: [eyeing him, hand on chin] "Show me."
But here are some Morpheus quotes from the Matrix:
"There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path."
"What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me."
"Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles in this place? Do you think that's air you're breathing now?" (followed by a priceless expression ...)
and, of course:
Neo: "I know kung fu!"
Morpheus: [eyeing him, hand on chin] "Show me."
"I'm here to kick @** & chew bubble gum. And I'm fresh out of bubble gum." Rowdy Roddy Pipper
FearlessFreep
Senior Master
"That's called finding the snake." - Chien Fu (Jackie Chan) "Snake In Eagle's Shadow"
... you have to know the context
... you have to know the context
I done got me the Kaiser blade, some folks call it a sling blade but I call it a Kaiser blade... ~Karl
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"It ain't got no gas in it." - Karl
"Get out of my house, you tunin' bastard!" - Doyle Hargraves to one of the guys in his band
"I reckon I might have some of the big'uns..." - Karl, ordering fries.
I'm the commander of this ship! Give me that goddamn key! ~Capt. Ramsey
Hunter: Rivetti, what's up?
Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: I'm sorry, Sir. It's just a difference of opinion that got out of hand.
Hunter: What about?
Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: It's really too silly to talk about, Sir. I'd really just forget about...
Hunter: I don't give a damn about what you'd rather forget about. Why were you two fighting?
Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: I said, the Kirby Silver Surfer was the only real Silver Surfer. And that the Moebius Silver Surfer was ****. And Bennefield's a big Moebius fan. And it got of hand. I pushed him. He pushed me. I lost my head, Sir. I'm Sorry.
Hunter: Rivetti, you're a supervisor. You can get a commission like that.
[Snaps finger]
Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: I know, Sir. You're 100 percent right. It will never happen again.
Hunter: It better not happen again. If I see this kind of nonsense again, I'm going to write you up. You understand?
Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: [No answer]
Hunter: Do you understand?
Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: Yes, Sir.
Hunter: You have to set an example even in the face of stupidity. Everybody who reads comic books knows that the Kirby Silver Surfer is the only true Silver Surfer. Now am I right or wrong?
Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: You're right, Sir.
Hunter: Now get out of here.
Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: Yes, Sir.
~both from Crimson Tide
Hunter: Rivetti, what's up?
Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: I'm sorry, Sir. It's just a difference of opinion that got out of hand.
Hunter: What about?
Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: It's really too silly to talk about, Sir. I'd really just forget about...
Hunter: I don't give a damn about what you'd rather forget about. Why were you two fighting?
Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: I said, the Kirby Silver Surfer was the only real Silver Surfer. And that the Moebius Silver Surfer was ****. And Bennefield's a big Moebius fan. And it got of hand. I pushed him. He pushed me. I lost my head, Sir. I'm Sorry.
Hunter: Rivetti, you're a supervisor. You can get a commission like that.
[Snaps finger]
Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: I know, Sir. You're 100 percent right. It will never happen again.
Hunter: It better not happen again. If I see this kind of nonsense again, I'm going to write you up. You understand?
Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: [No answer]
Hunter: Do you understand?
Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: Yes, Sir.
Hunter: You have to set an example even in the face of stupidity. Everybody who reads comic books knows that the Kirby Silver Surfer is the only true Silver Surfer. Now am I right or wrong?
Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: You're right, Sir.
Hunter: Now get out of here.
Petty Officer First Class Danny Rivetti: Yes, Sir.
~both from Crimson Tide
