Name Your Dojo!

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  1. Shinobi Teikiatsu

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    I didn't know where else to put this, so I decided to put it in here.

    I figured this would be a fun game for us, so let's get started.

    It's simple enough, you think of the most awesome name for a dojo you can, with appropriate motto/creed/etc to follow.
    For example

    Lion's Hall of Manliness
    Where men can be men!! Women can too!
     
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    The KKK has got your back.


    Robb U. Blien's Belt factory MMA

    A belt paid for is a belt earned.

    Razor X's Jukenkarachido
    More mix than a bag of nuts.

    Sissy man's NHB fight club
    No hold barred slap fests bring your mommy!!
     
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    What they said. :)
     
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    Nice! lol, after reading these I can't think of any...
     
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    Just opened up in my town.

    Sid's MMA/Kempo right next door to Sid's Hair Salon.


    I wish I were making it up.:ultracool
     
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    Well, we'll stick with what my older students sometimes playfully call it:

    Jeff's Barn of Death

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    i'm seriously going to use this, nobody steal it.

    jf
     
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    Rosco's House of Chicken and Jujitsu.

    "We will show you how to choke your chicken."
     
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    and the chickens of others?
     
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    Does the same Sid cut hair and teach martial arts? Interesting combination if true.
     
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    sad to say i have changed the names here but the location is exactly where I had my school in N.C. many years ago
     
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    Kung Fu Carl's School of Dim Mak!
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    We're big and soft.

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    We could put your eye out with that thing

    Sierra Madre Mixed Martial Arts Academy
    Motto? We don't need no stinkin' motto.

    The Spleen's Ninjutsu Dojo
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