Last Person #5

[drop bear]

You know when you do warm ups and they are doing the one cool thing you can do?

That pretty much happened to me last night.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1854706034539943

 

[Steve]

Nope pretty much correct we are all arseholes.

No. Arsehole is cool and foreign and exotic. Assholes are just... you know. You don’t get to be An arsehole. You arsehole....... dammit!!!

Here’s a question for the group. Is 9 years old too young for bob’s burgers?

 

[Anarax]

Nope pretty much correct we are all arseholes.

Really? I had no idea. That's one of the places I want to visit.

 

[Anarax]

Had a dream I was training with modern day Mike Tyson. I realized it was a dream when he couldn't teach me his unique footwork. Given it was a dream and he couldn't teach me something I don't know. Damn limitations

 

[Steve]

Looks like the rain is back. I'll count us as lucky, considering the rough weather hitting the East Coast.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

Looks like the rain is back. I'll count us as lucky, considering the rough weather hitting the East Coast.

Sunny here now, though considerably cooler than 2 days ago.

 

[AngryHobbit]

I have been working on my picnic game at the moment.

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That's just mean.

 

[AngryHobbit]

Is an occasional bear like a Cheshire cat?

It doesn't smile.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Hi, my name is Xue, and I hate bacon

 

[jks9199]

Hi, my name is Xue, and I hate bacon

Hi, Xue...

We do have ways to help you with such a serious disorder.

Treatment #1

Treatment #2

Only when fully cured...

 

[CB Jones]

Hi, my name is Xue, and I hate bacon

 

[Xue Sheng]

Hi, Xue...

We do have ways to help you with such a serious disorder.

Treatment #1

Treatment #2

Only when fully cured...

so...your cure is.....

 

[Xue Sheng]

Although I do understand that

I simply do not like bacon....and the number 9 smells like cherry blossoms

 

[Xue Sheng]

I have to admit...I am more than a bit nervous....... Mrs Xue's credit card was compromised again...and I keep telling her it happens when she is in China...since that is the only place she uses that card..but she insists that it is not China...well the amount that was attempted for a gift card comes out to a rather strange number in dollars..... but if you multiply that number by the exchange rate of the yuan it comes out to a nice clean figure...... after that Mrs Xue said...."You're right...it is China"....... I was ok with the whole credit card thing...until she told me I was right....that scared the heck out of me....

 

[donald1]

Hi, my name is Xue, and I hate bacon

Hi Xue. You've admit to having a problem and that's progress. The next is solving the problem

There's all sorts of bacon to try and here's a list

 

[Buka]

Hi, my name is Xue, and I hate bacon

In some counties of Utah bacon is called "Xue Strips." I have no idea why.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Hi Xue. You've admit to having a problem and that's progress. The next is solving the problem

There's all sorts of bacon to try and here's a list

I have already tried 9 of those..... I do not...like bacon

 

[Xue Sheng]

In some counties of Utah bacon is called "Xue Strips." I have no idea why.

SHHHH no one is supposed to know

 

[Xue Sheng]

American tongue twister

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Chinese Tongue twister...all different tones

Shíshì shī shì shī shì, shì shī, shìshí shíshī. Shī shì shí shíshìshì shì shī. Shí shí, shì shí shī shì shì. Shì shí, shì shī shì shì shì. Shì shì shì shí shī, shì shǐ shì, shǐ shì shí shī shì shì. Shì shíshì shí shī shī, shì shíshì. Shíshì shī, shì shǐ shì shì shí shì. Shí shì shì, shì shǐ shì shí shì shí shī. Shí shí, shǐ shí shì shí shī, shí shí shí shī shī. Shì shì shì shì.”

Based on this and ancient Chinese architecture (Forbidden City, Great Wall, etc.) they apparently got with the philosophy "Go big, or go home"

 

[Dirty Dog]

Hi, my name is Xue, and I hate bacon

SHUN!