Lol! I didn't smoke weed until my first year of college, but other than that....yeah, God, I'm laughing right now. I worked at Mickey D's for one night, me and the boss didn't really get along. Then I worked all kinds of strange jobs through college, from working as Santa Claus in a department store, with kids sitting on my knee to get their picture taken, to selling suits in a department store, to working in a sub shop for a year and a half where I never actually made even one sub - not one, honest, just took sports bets over the phone. Graduating from high school I was ranked 199 out of 201 in my class, never did homework and actually got into college. Go figure. As you can imagine, that went really well.