Frivolous Lawsuit?

[hardheadjarhead]

Man Tries to Sue Wife for 5-Day Sex Denial

Fri Sep 17,11:11 AM ET - Reuters

MADRID (Reuters) - A Spanish man tried to have his wife charged with domestic abuse because she refused to have sex with him on five consecutive days, Spanish newspaper El Sur reported on Friday.

The middle-aged man from Seville -- the city of Don Juan and Carmen -- said her refusals amounted to "degrading treatment" and domestic abuse, a term used more often to describe wife-battering.

The judge shelved the case, Andalusia-based El Sur reported.

 

[Ceicei]

The judge shelved the case....

Wise decision. I hope the case is dismissed or dropped.

- Ceicei

 

[Feisty Mouse]

:lol: That case should be thrown out. And if not, I'd like all the women whose husbands have withheld sex to sue.

 

[Darksoul]

-Now if only the judges over here in the States would throw out more frivalous cases like that!


A---)

 

[hardheadjarhead]

But...but...all us guys were hoping for SOME SORT OF LEGAL PRECEDENT!


<grumble...>



Regards,


Steve

 

[shesulsa]

Not that I would know, but I've heard that husbands withhold sex too.

Not that I would ever know what it's like to withhold sex, because it's such a healthy thing and if the person with you TAKES A FRIGGIN SHOWER first and is kind enough to CLIP HIS FRIGGIN TOENAILS and might actually do something like SHAVE FIRST and TREAT ME WITH AN OUNCE OR TWO OF RESPECT and is diligent to ENGAGE IN THE ENTIRE ACT RATHER THAN 10 SECONDS OF IT --- I just can't imagine why a woman might withhold sex from her husband.

Never done it. Nope. Not me.

 

[hardheadjarhead]

Not that I would know, but I've heard that husbands withhold sex too.

I have heard of these strange beings from a far away land. They take the shapes of men, it is said.

Not that I would ever know what it's like to withhold sex, because it's such a healthy thing and if the person with you...is diligent to ENGAGE IN THE ENTIRE ACT RATHER THAN 10 SECONDS OF IT


You're kidding, right? He can last that long? Really?



Regards,


Steve

 

[Taimishu]

It will never stand up.


David

 

[Flatlander]

It will never stand up.


David

:rofl: There's medication for that!

 

[TigerWoman]

Flatlander, you are too funny.

I say give the guy what he wants...not from his wife, he burned that one.

Let him spend a week in the local prison, I'm sure the women there are more than willing if he is such a gift. TW

 

[Silat Student]

Just brings into sharp relief the benefits of being single....

 

[hardheadjarhead]

Just brings into sharp relief the benefits of being single....

This is true. I NEVER felt compelled to sue myself for lack of sex.

There were times where the right hand didn't know what the left hand was doing, but such infidelity isn't an actionable offense.



Regards,


Steve

 

[MA-Caver]

Sounds like to me the guy needs a one on one conversation with a certian Loreena Bobbit. ...after she passes through metal detectors of course.

He should learn to take matters into his own hand(s).
Don't they have marriage counselors in Spain?

 

[bignick]

*reading posts...shaking head....falling out of his chair laughing*

 

[Silat Student]

Yeah Rosy Palm is a cheap date and you get her five sisters along for free (sorry I just had to get my own crack in there)

 

[shesulsa]

I was gonna ask if he was being courted by Vaseline or Ponds, but...I thought it would be in poor taste....get it? poor taste?

Oh, BAD SheSulsa, BAAAD!!!

 

[Baytor]

Shesulsa, it sounds like you're taking us down a slippery slope here. We should be careful, some one could have a -knee- jerk reaction. We at Martial Talk take pride in our long tradition of stiff debate, but lets not beat around the meat here...this is getting a little silly. But h:roflmao: e:roflmao: y, silly is good.

I crack myslef up some days.

 

[shesulsa]

I'm biting my tongue....I'm biting my tongue....someone help me, here, I'm biting my tongue.... Don't wanna get suspended.....I'm biting my tongue....

 

[Baytor]

Shesulsa, I appologise if it seemed like a stiff reprimand. Usually I'm not that rigid about things...well, sometimes I am. But, thats another story that I won't tell here.:boing2:

 

[shesulsa]

No problem - different strokes for different folks.

(takes off like the RoadRunner)